And so this would be your fate if you couldn't talk, Pokey
Gumby Screens@gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 25m ago
God I love it. Lived experience, burrito taxi discourse. In our absence they are doomed to walk our lonely path
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 3h agofor reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
Nooo Tucker don’t launch a spoiler third party you’re so creepy haha
"It says here you have one hit post" "Yes" "But to be a double-0, you need-" "-Two." "Well, you needn't worry, the second is-"
James Bond: Yes, Considerably
Alt: Tim Price: Yes, Considerably
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All of this sounds like the kind of backstory you’d get for what’s ultimately a very low-key AU fanfic about Sonic and Knuckles working at a coffee shop.
gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 3h agoi'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
The studio is rumored to be eyeing a new Bond described as sad, husky, and undeniably American. “He mostly just looks at his phone and sighs,” said one insider. “There’s a scene where he asks Alexa to reorder dog food, but we never see the dog.”
The Independent@the-independent.com · 8h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
We’re still pretty much stuck here 18 years later except now you’re less likely to hear a response as high-minded as “he’s not an Arab, he’s good”
Say some dumb shit, say some dumb shit, do nothing while your teammate says some dumb shit. That’s like one and a half approaches
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 7h agoAaron Rodgers spoke out about Dr. Anthony Fauci. Sophie Cunningham spoke out about transgender athletes. Caitlin Clark chose not to weigh in. Three different approaches, one common result: criticism. Steve Buckley on how athletes can't win on social media: nyti.ms/3Sa9A7D
Looks like a good night for Abdul El-Sayed as he wins his primary to become the Democratic Senate nominee in Michigan. No time to rest on his laurels, though: He still has to win a whole other election. Subscribe for more news and analysis.
Average election night post: Chucklebury County is only +4 with 15% reporting. Buckle up, folks. Me (no idea where that is, only 50/50 on which state it's part of): oh my god??
Lyta 🐅 Dangerous Fictions is OUT 🐅 Gold@lytagold.bsky.social · 14h agoESPECIALLY when it comes to flyover states like Michigan, if they’re confidently talking about Mich counties etc and have never mentioned them before, slap those names out of their mouths
People who vote by mail love it when you do a crazy voice. That’s the new meta
The one consistent result of every election this decade has been We Are All Locked In Here With Each Other, There Is No Escape
Hot dog at night, diner's delight Hot dog at dawn, I am God's pawn
I think we've done this exact prompt at least two or three other times in the past year. Someone should just make Reasons to Live.xls so we can stop going in circles
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 16h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
Americans are so confused we don't even know how to measure our own opinions anymore
G Elliott Morris@gelliottmorris.com · 16h agoLooks like a 10-15 point polling miss in Michigan regardless of who wins. And people have been writing a lot of electability takes using this data. It’s dangerous out there folks be safe
Tonight we find out whether Michigan voters are bluesky posters or bluesky replyers
Nobody knows how to handle percentages shifting as more votes get counted. It's impossible not to feel like the lead is changing even though all the votes are already in and the result will be the same at the end of the count as it was when the polls closed. Not for me though, I understand all this
the ragnarok lobster guy deleted all his posts about how haley stevens was gonna win. that’s how cold politics is. ragnarok lobster is abandoning you before the polls even close
Congratulations to George Lombard Jr., born a week after my college graduation and nonetheless older than me because he plays sports on television, on his first career hit and home run.
Private. Equity. It’s in the game
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Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 18h agoEA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest