[woman singing opera throughout]
@bictoriaaaa.bsky.social
extraordinarily regular; regularly extraordinary | perpetually agitated soprano | music historian, arranger, and composer | 1913 🔺❣️ | idk what we’re doing here? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the reason i could never be a straight: when i’m wanting companionship in the most awkward hours, i can promise you this: it’s bc there’s a very hot, wet, and gorgeous vagina eager and excited to feel me coming. and a phallus- though throughly enticing- could never. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i thought the menopause really worked on me bc my sex drive has plummeted lately, but i realized recently it was the manosphere propaganda that really worked on me bc its 100% impossible to get wet for you niggas (gender relevant) when you so openly hate women. …make men more lonely this summer.
A smooth $3000 would take so much pressure off of me right now lol
i have been training myself not to take the actions of alcoholics personally my entire life. that doesn’t make it hurt less.
linguist turned bartender thoughts: if a rum+diet is called a “cuba libre,” a whiskey+diet should be called a “free tennessee,” right? okay, thanks for your time.
as a certified yapper, my favorite cardio will always be running my mouth.
the fuck y'all over here talmbout???
honestly i'd set up a date just to beat his ass
Shirley Chisholm (again)@anickel4thought.bsky.social · 4mo agoI need ya’ll to come look at this. Please. Lmaooo
And these kids not being able to read and being functionally illiterate was a PLAN and it worked brilliantly, and a lot of people jumped on the train and accepted the bullshit and pushed back against people who said that all this new nonsense is new nonsense, and lowering standards is not it, and
is this thing on? i’m old enough to remember when you had to pass the class AND the standardized tests to move on to the next grade. so no, i’m not shocked that the class of 2025 is quantifiably not as smart as the class of 2005. and George Bush will not see heaven because of it.
yes. i want twins. but i’m only having them if the parenting/village situation is almost perfect.
Rico, hausfatha of WAWG & short king CEO 🧞✨@epereza22.blacksky.app · 5mo agoDo you want kids?
I’ve noticed that people who do me wrong end up having terrible lives or bad things keep happening to them and honestly, I love that for me
39 today. it's a 3 year. let's create something nice this year.
i really want to have sex with someone who cares about me. literally stopped having sex this year bc i was tired of feeling like i’m just something to do. now i wish i hadn’t gotten off the horse bc at this rate, who knows when ima get my back shattered again.
nobody cares but i transposed Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams” to C for ukelele after i learned it on guitalele. i also learned and transposed Tennessee Whiskey in C. i don’t really know nothing but this was fun to do today.
Casar holds a 3 minute and 26 second moment of silence to represent the time in which DHS officers let Renee Good bleed out after she was shot
“A man is not a financial plan.” —Sharon Epperson, Spelman College circa 2014 “Don’t put your life in these weird niggas hands, baby.” —Kendrick Lamar, 2024 “Bragging on that cash that he gave you is a front. If you're gonna brag, make sure it's your money you flaunt.” —Beyoncé and dem, 2000
Sister Peach 🍑@pearlofwisdommm.blacksky.app · 9mo agoNever ever put your financial life in a man's hands. Neeevvvveeerrr.
Hampton’s WBB head coach is a Soror. her gametime #alfit is so cute. and her 🔺 pin is top notch. i love this real bad.
Why are Republicans on the Supreme Court poised to treat firing Fed Commissioners different from Trump firing everybody else? Because Republicans on the Supreme Court like money. Don’t overthink it. Occam’s Razor has you covered. My latest in @thenation.com
The Supreme Court Shows It’s Willing to Thwart Trump—When Money Is on the Line
The court’s conservatives appear likely to block trump from firing Lisa Cook—not because they care about principle but because they care about the Fed.
thenation.com
at my 25th birthday party, some attendees took shots of everclear while i was making the jungle juice. watching them do it messed me up so bad. at that very moment, i knew i wasn’t gonna live through the pregames anymore. right then, i put down childish things. …i’ll need a diet coke and a lime.
Air’ick The Red 🔱@bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 9mo ago1 million tax free dollars , all you gotta do is take 8 double shots of Everclear. What will you do ??