Martian

@bigbigmartian.bsky.social

Governer of the great state of Maxson. 18. Bi. Autistic

Seeing a video of a guy running over to grab the merch which had just been sprayed by Charlie Kirk's blood is probably the greatest joke about capitalism ever written by man. Also, just a reminder, no matter what those hacks on the right tell yah, the shooter was a white, conservative Mormon

Why do so many yankee politicians on the right go from looking fairly normal to getting so much cosmetic surgery after the age of twenty-five they look like if you fused a the mule of an inbred horse and donkey and David Carradine in Kung Fu?

Idk what this year could top one of the most powerful nation's on Earth issuing tariffs on an uninhabited island, I am genuinely convinced that we're on some kind of intergalactic gameshow

I wanna have a day dedicated to "The Deep-posting", basically you say some pseudointellectual bullshit then put that Deep Thoughts with The Deep gif underneath it. Make it a trend people, that's all I'm sayin'

The FBI is gonna be a run by a guy whose got ties to the Epoch Times (a.k.a the propaganda arm of Falun Gong) so get ready for MCCARTHYISM 2!: this time, it's even more religious

The fact that a ketamine addicted, cringy af, fake gamer, Nazi Afrikaner is both the richest man in the world AND the biggest threat to European democracy is all the proof I need that not only is there a God but they left us in the cosmic equivalent of a hot car with the AC off