Martian
@bigbigmartian.bsky.social
Governer of the great state of Maxson. 18. Bi. Autistic
I think about this at least once a month so, yeah. Here's this for everyone's attention
The hissy fit thrown by right-wing man-babies over The Force Awakens and it's consequences have been a disaster for the Human race.
@discord.com One of your dumbass employees made me delete my code for TFA just to access my account. I am now locked out of my account and none of the services you have provided have helped in the slightest Fuck all of you.
You all owe me a grilled cheese. This post WILL be developed
Bet a grilled cheese sandwich he's a mormon
The yanks abducted the dictator of Venezuala. So...yeah, there's that #news #Martian'sTwoCaps
I was almost correct, they just used pseudo-marker and didn't even bother with good fakery. Worst. American Cover-Up. Ever
Who wants to bet that every mention of Trump in the Epstein documents has been crudely scribbled out with crayon and replaced with "BARRAK HUSSAIN OBAMA"?
Seeing a video of a guy running over to grab the merch which had just been sprayed by Charlie Kirk's blood is probably the greatest joke about capitalism ever written by man. Also, just a reminder, no matter what those hacks on the right tell yah, the shooter was a white, conservative Mormon
Why do so many yankee politicians on the right go from looking fairly normal to getting so much cosmetic surgery after the age of twenty-five they look like if you fused a the mule of an inbred horse and donkey and David Carradine in Kung Fu?
That’s why I’m asking you to join us in calling for a safer world without nuclear weapons. #CultureAgainstNukes
No More Hiroshimas, No More Nagasakis
Cultural Leaders for a Future Without Nuclear Weapons
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Man films and confronts two suspected undercover ICE officers (potentially NYPD) after they racially profiled and handcuffed a random civilian. Keep doing this shit. Make these fuckers famous. Make all police and immigration officers fear having their faces known to the masses.
Idk what this year could top one of the most powerful nation's on Earth issuing tariffs on an uninhabited island, I am genuinely convinced that we're on some kind of intergalactic gameshow
I wanna have a day dedicated to "The Deep-posting", basically you say some pseudointellectual bullshit then put that Deep Thoughts with The Deep gif underneath it. Make it a trend people, that's all I'm sayin'
If I could have one thing rn, it'd have a replica of the Techtronika RT-46 Burya from Cyberpunk 2077
Who wants to bet that every mention of Trump in the Epstein documents has been crudely scribbled out with crayon and replaced with "BARRAK HUSSAIN OBAMA"?
The FBI is gonna be a run by a guy whose got ties to the Epoch Times (a.k.a the propaganda arm of Falun Gong) so get ready for MCCARTHYISM 2!: this time, it's even more religious
The birds are singing outside my window, probably just crows but it's nice to hear birds that aren't seagulls
The fact that a ketamine addicted, cringy af, fake gamer, Nazi Afrikaner is both the richest man in the world AND the biggest threat to European democracy is all the proof I need that not only is there a God but they left us in the cosmic equivalent of a hot car with the AC off