it's so crazy that we're all here not getting paid or anything we're just posting bangers free of charge

*after hooking up* hey so I hope this is not too soon but I set my respawn point at your home

everybody's mad at me for making poor financial decisions

been a while since i posted selfies on here

don't put words in my mouth. or anywhere else for that matter. that's weird.

does anyone know if joking around and having a laugh is allowed

gnoming it up at the garden shop

washing "instructions" on clothes tags are just suggestions to sick fucks like me

we should all be so lucky to view the beauty of a sunset through a tiny mesh that makes us motion sick so the bus can sell more ad space

The vibes are off guys. We’re returning to eternal darkness

just created an action with no consequences that'll be 6 Billion dollars

why go see the movie? u odyssey the world around u instead

i keep making my frying pans out of wood and they keep catching fire what am i doing wrong

why do they call it a "restroom" bro i am doing anything but resting in there. if anything i am fighting for my life.

(me while still losing the plot) sorry for losing the plot a little bit back there

"I love clear communication" - person who is about to twist tf out of the entire conversation

circumstances may change rapidly when conditions exist

i'm like if someone who was in a deep slumber was also awake

they're using me for curse casting practice tomorrow

(trying to make conversation) so do you hate me

american accent. for breakfast we usually have something light. about three hundred grams of sugar

insulin should be free

asking the mind readers if they're mad at me

explaining to the customers that they are not safe

thinking is the mind killer

Oomfs be like "im a slut" meanwhile they havent left their home since 2016

they should invent a microwaveable human and it should be me