I'm your stealth Frenchman. You forget I'm in your time-line and suddenly, BOOM, pain au chocolat.
Col
@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Big daft sod. I can type 300 wrods a minute. Shockingly Mackem. Passionately committed to whatever you believe. Ally đ
"Can I ask you what you would do if you presented a report and your recommendations were not followed at board level?" "I'd ask them why they wanted to pay this much money for expert advice they ignore" "... I see"
Hugely unlikely ask but if anyone's got a spare ticket going for #FrankSkinner doing his WIP at the #Fringe next Tuesday (11th), I will gladly alleviate you of it in exchange for coins.
Having an interview whilst high as balls on Oramorph is incredibly freeing.
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Son of Bengt@sonofbengt.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
No, actually, you're so high from the morphine you turned up a day early for your interview.
Just to be clear, I did not mean Jimmy Cricket. He seemed lovely.
I'm sad he's dead and I never got the chance to hit him so hard his cheek bone shattered.
Just in case you were stuck for what to get me for Christmas...
I've walked 2 miles whilst off my lips and I feel ELECTRIC!
I'm going to try something new today, it's called "Walking" and apparently all the cool kids are doing it.
There is an established literary theory that there are only 7 actual stories but that's bollocks because I've got over 9 books.
All I'll say regarding recent football development is, never underestimate the damage done to Newcastle by Sunderland simply minding their own business and doing well.
I'll watch The Odyssey when it comes on Netflix and as long as there's big monsters and sword fights I couldn't give a fuck about the rest. If fucking around with millennium old texts gets on your tits then you're going to shit your pants at James Joyce.
I've just eaten a kebab followed by a punnet of cherry's.
When I was little the rag and bone man used to shout his usual unintelligible refrain but it sounded like, "LITTLEMEN" and my dad and uncle were both only 5'8 so my mam used to shout back, "I'VE GOT THE LITTLE BUGGERS HERE" and then she'd laugh until she needed the toilet. #The70s
Tramadol bought me 6 hours sleep, the most I've had in 8 days. All hail Tramadol.