Eating Alfredo at 1:30am and watching modern family. What’s better than this?
Fortnite fest having a karaoke feature is honestly going to get me back into Fortnite
Doing some Facebook stalking and found that my elementary best friend had a baby and now I’m sobbing because I miss her and I’m so happy for her
I’m driving a giant van. Dog ran out in the road. I stop and put my hazards on. A truck had the audacity to honk at me…while I put my hazards on….i yelled THERES A DOG ON THE ROOOAAAAAD. This was also in a quiet neighborhood like what is the HURRY?! STFU. Dog is safe with owner now.
I can’t pay to do my taxes cause I don’t have $75. What the fuck man.
First episode of Euphoria was so bad I just wanna know how Zendaya is doing
When you are deep in grief or depression, taking it day by day could feel like it’s too much. Instead, take it one meal at a time. If it’s ice cream for a meal, so be it. It’s a meal.
Hey what’s it like to have a caring mother who loves you unconditionally?
ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) is just another way of saying Gestapo.
I bet getting reanimated as a skeleton warrior by a necromancer feels gooood af
I should be smoking in the grass and listening to Pink Floyd right now.
TIL Goofy Goober Rock is not an OG song but it’s a fucking COVER????? The actual song just came on the radio. I legit thought this rock station was playing a SpongeBob song. My childhood is ruined I think.
I desperately need to ride in a convertible down by the ocean, blasting 90’s country music.
CAN MY BRAIN STOP MAKING ME COMPARE MYSELF TO EVERY PRETTY AND PUT TOGETHER PERSON THAT WALKS THE PLANET PLEASE?
Cooking with lamb for the first time ever tonight. I’m so nervous
I’m such a big back. I was brushing my hair and found an m&m stuck in my hair
talking to someone about presidential candidates > “we should nominate Newsome” > I promptly educate them that he’s a piece of shit > “but isn’t he liberal?” oh baby you have a lot to learn…
Coughed up a tonsil stone while laughing and then ate it on accident :(
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice
