alcohol relapse nightmares are horrifying. can i not be haunted for the rest of my days on earth please
left a party early and found 2 dollars on the ground. sleepy bird gets the worm
i love to ring the alarum bell but hate what it signifies. it sounds so cool though
when i graduated college Christopher Nolan spoke to our class and he started out his speech by saying that he wrote it on the plane on his way there lol
yup that's right: I drive a really big truck. I can't stay in my lane when I drive it and I always take up two or more spaces when I park. And sure, it immediately turns any child into a fine mist when I hit them, but I can't see it happen anyway. I just need to feel safe when I drive to the store
haven't been this long w/o using since my week in crazy person jail 🤗
i've had enough. for each additional day my xteink shipment is delayed, i will steal one book. you have been warned
a good way to save on groceries is to ask for pretzels and applesauce at the ketamine clinic and then put them in your bag and take home. works for me
i spent most of last year homeless after escaping from my abuser and the last 5 months caring for my dying father in a state where it's illegal for trans people to drive or use a bathroom. blah blah my life is bad and it's my birthday. others probably need it more but my venmo is @ JuliaBurger
thanks for watching the stream! i found a macro camera solution that i think will look really nice
for the past year i've been eating beans or lentils on toast almost every day for lunch and the brits are right. they should go on there
just heard a guy say "goyslop" IRL for the first time 🤮 (white teen boy in the airport)
i was able to confirm that the train at the lincoln children's zoo does not discriminate against childless adults, presumably because of 19th century railway anti-monopolization legislation
