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#bukakke sketch

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spending a fair amount of time thinking, wow, the life of a sad pervert cartoonist, I've arrived

#bukakke sketch

one time I, a person who struggles to exist solely in the present, asked my partner if he ever wondered what his life would be like if he had an older brother instead of an older sister. Visibly disturbed he replied "no, i have never once thought about that and neither should you".

Bipalium@bipalium.bsky.social · 2mo ago

instead i just torture my partner with these hypotheticals incessantly

beginning to think bsky devs won't implement a poll feature bc they know I'll abuse it with q's like "are asses more attractive if you have a penis to rub on them?" and "if you could cum with any part of your body not your genitals, what would it be: elbows, knees, ears"

"He smelled the way the Taj Mahal looks by moonlight"

rebecca sugar, pro/anti- discourse, the amazing digital circus... i dont want to remember any of that crap. you understand? and i want to be rich. someone important, like porpentine

The comic is Tombul Teyze (Chubby Aunt) by Ramiz Gökçe

Everybody look at this Turkish comic about a little guy who loves his humongous wife

Every single one of these dudes presumably has jerked off to free porn; every single one of them has had their lives shaped by a heirarchy that places them over the people they beat off to. Log off and learn how to be friends with women for real or pay the piper 🐀🐀🐀💸💸💸

it is always a choice men freely make to spend thousands of dollars on a product, and as far as i am concerned they got what they paid for! It takes an extraordinary amount of work to be an onlyfans model, and you risk ruining your life by doing it whether you're successful or not.

you can't buy your way out of loneliness, you can only buy the fantasy that you can. All of these men's anger stems from a refusal to reckon with this basic truth, even though they know rationally they were never going to date these women 'for real'.

intimacy, true intimacy, by its nature cannot exist within a transaction. Whether by traditional marriage or in the sexworker/client relationship, coercion erodes intimacy into delusion---one that providers often end up buying into, as this podcast demonstrates repeatedly!

hi so i used to work at a partial service brothel and you will never make me feel sorry for men who feel betrayed that a "girlfriend experience" they *paid for* was outsourced to a call center 💸💸💸

Happy pride

Hello, this is a #monsterfucker account; these are my monsters. #teratophillia #nsfw

hi so i used to work at a partial service brothel and you will never make me feel sorry for men who feel betrayed that a "girlfriend experience" they *paid for* was outsourced to a call center 💸💸💸

Raffaella

Raffaella

Going through stuff in storage- custom pinball backglass by Dave Christensen

Hello, this is a #monsterfucker account; these are my monsters. #teratophillia #nsfw