It’s remarkable how many people have allowed themselves to believe that Joe is actually throwing 97

Folks, I call him Mark Falter the way his empire is collapsing

My dog is absolutely stunned every time she farts

People were starting to get really smug after he had a few hot weeks

Corey Stewart@coreyastewart.bsky.social · 43m ago

Manny has two extra base hits in his last 70 AB’s and those were both doubles.

The retrospective attitude that it was ridiculous for anyone to question the hitting philosophy is insane. They were historically bad in the first half!

Is Fermin going to get euthanized if they diagnose him with another concussion or something?

mfw our water quality guy was telling me all the things cities put in the municipal water supply

Damn, Roadies shutting down sucks. They had great beer and were awesome for local music.

What are the chances of Salas being for real? Like, even a .750 OPS catcher?

Campy gotta hit the weights

Manny loves DP

Yoho, Yoho. A Guardian’s life for me 😂😂😂

lol

Not enough suicide attempts yet for his taste

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Q: The family members of US service members are concerned about the conditions on the USS Lincoln TRUMP: No they're not Q: Has the deployment gone on too long? TRUMP: No no no. Not nearly long enough.

Sexual awakening

Conan :)

Jeremy left before Campy’s walkoff 😂😭😂😭

Once again, we remain morally pure and superior to every other fan base.

Petco Park (0-0)@stfu.dad · 2d ago

As a Padres fan, I’m glad that we lucked into the three good billionaires with Peter Seidler and the new owners. 🙏

If I know my dodgers lore correctly, the next step is for Mark Walter to get a new dog while his best friend goes to prison.

The implication for the dodgers aside, Walter allegedly taking billions in life insurance premiums to keep his other assets afloat is a unique form of evil.

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

The walls are closing in and it’s getting to him

Brent Maguire@bmags94.bsky.social · 3d ago

Shohei Ohtani TOOTBLAN

Yippee!

I blame Manny.

What the fuck was that throw by Ashby?

Pat Murphy seems pretty bad at managing a pitching staff. Seems to let his starters go too long fairly often.

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BOGEY GOES BOOM

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