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Listen, let’s get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
A note on Royce White, the former NBA player who says he's entering the WNBA draft, a judge ruled he abused his wife and teenage son in an April court order and determined he could not have contact with either of them for 50 years. Great way to "protect women's sports" transphobes.
Youth sports should be about learning to work with others, seeing your work at practice pay off, learning how to accept critique and grow from loss, etc. Most important, it’ll reinforce taking joy in things they love or how to see through a joyless commitment. It’s gross what we’ve turned it into.
The giant white one and the evil one are from the same plant. It seems that they’re white if they develop when it’s hot out. This is now a dahlia feed
He’s the youngest pitcher to strike out 14 in over a decade, and he looks like Ron Swanson
*picture of Sophie Cunningham in a hot dog costume*
The Athletic@theathletic.com · yesterdaySophie Cunningham says she wants the WNBA media to focus on basketball. But after her comments about trans women in sports, the Fever have found themselves at the center of a culture war that keeps overshadowing what happens on the court: nyti.ms/4c7CM5S
This team is “going for it” and Bowen is getting high leverage at bats.
Outside of the weirdness of making HH and 88 such focal points of your clothing brand started in 2022, clothing that looks like a shipping label has always been a bad look
A new Vedder Cup irony is that neither team is capable of putting hits together
Ba Dum Tss Drum Joke
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Reminder that Huega House is soft nazi imagery right down to the HH
When you’re in the midst of an intense playoff race and you’ve just hit an absolute bomb to bring your team within a run…
Not watching the Padres but Doug Eddings is behind the plate for M’s/Rays, so I’m being sufficiently punished
Since it’s fantasy booking a rapist into a dodgers uniform I have to assume this is Andrew Friedman
The Flying Archer@theflyingarcher.bsky.social · 2d agoA Dodgers jersey with noted Dodgers legend no. 24 Kobe Bryant on the back spotted at an Astros-Padres game.
using generative AI to create an ad for your small business tells me several things about you as a small business owner, all of which leave me much more disinclined to patronize your business than i would've been if i didn't see the ad.
Aftermath@aftermath.site · 3d agoHello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
The co-hosts of MTV’s Singled Out gave us the coopting of nerd culture so it can be sold back to you and this
Jennifer Ouellette@jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 2d agoReport: White House drafting executive order linking vaccines and autism arstechnica.com/health/2026/...
How can you tell who’s the CEO of the Padres? Don’t worry, he’ll tell you.
Dear Padres STMs, you know how you can stick it to Erik Greupner for the perpetual price increases? Follow this one weird trick.
Speaking of Greupner (and Garf, and Dee, and Lucchino, and Vizas), I’ve lived in Seattle for about 13 years now and (by chance) have followed the Mariners for most of my life. I have no idea who their CEO is and never have.
The best starter still available on the market after Spring Training starts isn’t going to sign himself.
Abdul El-Sayed on capitalism: “I’m capitalist who just knows about capitalism. I have a bad habit of reading, I’m so sorry.”
