ㅤ there was this one time she did a promotional shoot for mcdonald's. they told her it was meant to appeal to the "western audience..." she didn't quite expect for it to go like this. ( * 💧 ) #seductivesunday ㅤ

ㅤ ahhhhh... i see, i see... like an owl! ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

... well, i operate on a mostly nocturnal schedule. i try and push everything forward twelve hours.

but it's six p.m. why call it six a.m?

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

it's six pm. ... or as i like to call it, six am.

ㅤ ( yaaaaawn... ) good morn-- IT'S SIX O'CLOCK? IN THE EVENING? ㅤ

ㅤ there was this one time she did a promotional shoot for mcdonald's. they told her it was meant to appeal to the "western audience..." she didn't quite expect for it to go like this. ( * 💧 ) #seductivesunday ㅤ

ㅤ ( she definitely takes notice of the stare, and opts to capitalize on it by turning on her heel and jutting her hip out; placing her hand on it. like a model, basically! ) note taken! i'll be sure to wear outfits like this more often! ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ which, like, isn't so bad? he clearly LIKES it, but... ]

ㅤ and for her next trick... she's made her thong disappear! #thongthursday. ㅤ

ㅤ ( she notices his expression shift in a rather positive light when she steps out of her wardrobe with the outfit; admittedly, she's a little shy about showing her stomach on most occasions. ) i'm glad you like it. i haven't exactly worn this in a while... ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

it's cute... fits a casual air nicely, i think. [ a crop top is one of the finest gifts the fashion scene's granted him. ...and the tummy showcase is always appreciated. ]

ㅤ and for her next trick... she's made her thong disappear! #thongthursday. ㅤ

ㅤ it's a little.. "humble" according to some of my friends, but i'm not a big fan of huge homes or multi-room apartments. seems like a waste of space... especially when that's room for the trees to grow. ( she walks into her walk-in wardrobe, shuffling through clothes after closing + ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ in his mind, it's only so if she trips on to him. but as far as "fate" or "karma" goes, it's about as lucky as it could be. ] ... ehe. i'll have to take your word for that. [ he's never been, at least not recently enough that he'd remember. ] it's a nice spot, though...!

ㅤ ( knowing her propensity to nearly trip and fall on or near anything, he probably did get all her luck for the day. hence why she invited him over... if you want to believe that as luck. ) alright, we're here. this is where the magic happens. like disney land! ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

... hehe. easy enough. [ even he can't mess that up. dutifully, he steps in line behind her. ] then, um- yeah! yeah, lead the way. [ what a stroke of luck! ...must have been taken straight from teto herself, given how she nearly eats pavement. ]

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ㅤ it's really easy! i just pick a few outfits from my closet, try them on with a pretty little twirl, and you tell me which one is your favorite! ( she claps her hands together once, again, before turning on her heel and nearly tripping over in the process. she recovers, though. ) ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ !!! ] oh!! um- if you'd... if you'd like, then-! yes, absolutely. i'm... n-not a professional, or anything, but. i'd like to think i have an eye for this. [ ...he doesn't. but it's a pretty lady trying on cute outfits, so he can puzzle things out just fine. ]

ㅤ would you like to help me choose an outfit? i have a lot to choose from, and i think i could use the help. . . ( * 💧 ) ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

... well. [ a small smile just pokes past his scarf. ] um. i suppose it's time to look, isn't it? ... makes two of us, actually- (💧) but. um. it'll... it'll be good, i'm sure. if it looks even half as good as now.

ㅤ oh, i know. it's just the first time anyone's offered me out to dinner... so i'd feel bad making you pay. ( once more adjusting the hem of her skirt; this time as more of a shy tic. ) i don't even remember what i usually wear for dates! ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ah- y-you... wouldn't have to do that...! [ gently raising his hands up to his chest. does he come off that way? he'd hope not. maybe it's just an effort to be polite. ] it's the l-least i could do! um, treating you, i mean. you being there at,, at all would be more than enough.

ㅤ hmm... i'm sure i can squeeze you in on my super empty schedule! ( she's not lying, either. her schedule is barren, but she prefers to make light of her more sedentary lifestyle. ) i don't really do much, outside of my part-time job. i should absolutely be able to pay for dinner! ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

... must have a lot of repeat offenses. (💧) [ but he can't entirely blame them, now, can he? the warmth on his face is obscured by his scarf, but damn if he hasn't been considering the same as that hypothetical entourage. ] ... hah. ...woe of me to immediately j-jump on your saying so, but. (>)

ㅤ i wish i was joking. the amount of people that have come to me with such a request could make me a trillionaire if i got a nickel for every time. ( adjusting the hem of her skirt sub-routinely; moreso because she just wanted to do /something/ with her hands in that particular moment. ) ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

lickable?? [ he huffs out something of a laugh, a mix of absurdity and assuming she's joking. however, on closer inspection... ] ... i m-mean. i guess? i'd... i'd understand someone saying so?? [ tilting his head one way, then the other. ] the, um. the former, though. absolutely.

ㅤ i totally understand. there's nothing wrong with liking my butt! ( well. she may have hit the nail on the head unintentionally, even with the few "loose screws" in her brain. ) i've been told it /is/ pretty likeable. or lickable. i can't really remember which one i've heard more. ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

phew. [ actually miming the motion of wiping sweat from his forehead. it's not that serious, white baby... ] ... i'd, um- i'd hope not! but, that's... good. i've- ehe. i've had my fair share of bad influences. scaring someone off just because i know what i like... c-couldn't live that down.

ㅤ ohhhh... okay, okay. i am picking up what you are putting down! ( she claps her hands together once. ) i mean, i'm not going to necessarily blame you for being greedy. or indulging in any other sins. i'm a neutral party when it comes to that stuff. ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

expression. euphemisms are... sugarcoating, um, s-something offensive or impolite. like... like- like saying "fricking" instead of "fucking". ... i d-do suppose it might be a little greedy, though... (💧)

ㅤ " this is the greed they spoke of in the bible ! " ... or however that euphemism goes. is it a euphemism? or an expression? i can never be too sure. . . ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

mm. not your fault th-they can't recognize an attractive woman when they see one. ... more for me. (☀️)

ㅤ that's nice of you to say... i'm usually pretty shy about showing off because of my weight. ( * 💧 ) ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

mm. th-they're superficial, anyway, mostly... there's no harm in showing off whenever. ... it's hard to complain when it's this, anyhow. eheh.

ㅤ i sure hope so! i never really keep on schedule with these "trends" . . . ㅤ

𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞@scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 2mo ago

... this is more than acceptable 'compensation' for missing it. (♨️)

ㅤ she slept through #wagonwednesday. oopsie. ㅤ

us slaughter daughters run the world. 💜

maybe in time, you'll want to be mine.

burn bright like the midnight sun. 💜

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑩𝑰𝑹𝑫𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑵 .ᐟ ㅤ