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a dumpy budgie // party mom // do not ask me about the Orb
it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a crumb-laden butter knife, must be in want of a butter container to ruthlessly violate
a dervish is one of the most whirling things you can be
i appreciate the rigor radiohead are putting into buyer verification but lets not pretend im remotely close to actually getting a ticket
do u think the le tigre JD is bitter the other JD is now the JD people think of when they think of JD
francis bourgeois is just uninhibited autistic joy & i love the car go vroom vroom show
i didnt even connect the dots that data centres were stealing all the tradies www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
Australia has a housing shortage but builders are still collapsing. Why?
Owing about $3.4 billion to private lenders, Bathla's voluntary administration has thrown the construction of more than 2,000 apartments into limbo, while jeopardising a further pipeline of 14,000 hom...
abc.net.au
we interrupt these Kisses with [caution: birds outside]. Kisses will return shortly
im sorry for showing you the yapdollar but i needed to explode
shh im convalescing [wearing twin hydrogel eye masks + her HUFFIN DARTS IS PRETTY SICK AY tee]
kinda difficult to take any news about the falklands seriously when all i hear is krusty the klown’s voice
im gonna say it. the new gardening australia theme is chopped
rip gloria steinem can i pls have ur kick ass brownstone in architectural digest
nothing like an office setting to remind me i have zero conscious volume control on my own damn voice
i started my 150hr prac in an office job this week and is this what it’s like to be a normal Person? a person who sits unhurried for upwards of 6 hours per day and stops to eat lunch!? while sitting in another chair!!??
wowee are the racists showing their whole ass now
it fuckn pisses me off seeing so many comments in the vein of “people living in valley systems should never build next to the river” so youre going to tell a developing country primarily reliant on agriculture to…. stay well away from the key water source
*doing exactly what she’s always done, exactly the way she’s always done it* this changes Everything
how much xiao could a xiao hong shu if a xiao hong xiao hong shu
whats the german word for sadly accepting the fact you will never get the apology you want from your mother
nothing like climate collapse to remind you what is the fucking point of anything if nature wins every time. im going to punch the sun
The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head 1. a SPONGE!? 2. literally every musical number thats it. that covers all of it
Annika@annihowls.bsky.social · 3w agoThe 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. … which was the style at the time 2. We’ve tried nothing and we’re all outta ideas 3. Stupid sexy Flanders 4. Son of a diddly 5. A little from column A, a little from column B
it feels like when bowie died. unreal. still feels unreal that bowie died tbh