neel

@birthofagod.bsky.social

you will NEVER predict what this bio will say next

dawg i haven't even logged into this app in like a month only to find someone blocked me on here bro some people just be out to get you and sometimes it's people you don't even know 😭

something that's caught my eye is that the reason why this place has booms in traction whenever elon does something stupid is because the people making the move are kind of just centrist libs who value peace and comfort for themselves over everything else ever in delusion of being the bigger person.

cornballs will say "ummmm i'm free on feb 14th 🐺🖤🥀⛓️" ummmm i'm free on feb 14th 🐺🖤🥀⛓️ (i'm at work from 7 pm - 7 am the next day so i couldn't even go out if i wanted to)

if i had a nickel for every time i wrote an essay directed at someone who projected narcissistic behavior that caused them to leave that respective group, i'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice 🤷

my body is a machine that turns the 2% cashback on the credit card that's technically under my name but my mom pays for into a crippling addiction of white sugar free monster energy

UNITED HEALTHCARE CEO KILLEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! KILL THE CEOS OF ALL FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

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tfw you have crazy batshit insane ideas that only your adhd (probably) autistic ass could come up with that you wanna see come to life but your adhd and autism literally would not let you