children of the corncob
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oh, no. i just got it. close encounters of the turd kind.
children of the corncob@bisk.sureis.sexy · 3h agojust watched disclosure day (2026) and i have 3 notes: 1) you spent that much money to do the x-files but worse? 2) fire your director of lighting, this makes jj abrams look modest. 3) what happened to you spielberg? fucking christ.
just watched disclosure day (2026) and i have 3 notes: 1) you spent that much money to do the x-files but worse? 2) fire your director of lighting, this makes jj abrams look modest. 3) what happened to you spielberg? fucking christ.
what's for dinner? WHAT'S FOR DINNER?! pan fried mackerel with grilled asparagus and a cherry tomato, red pepper, red onion, asparagus (double dipping), and white wine stew served with lightly toasted crusty bread.
ignoring the scripts, directing, cinematorgraphy or any of that i'll tell you why i'll say kubrick is better than nolan and it's really simple: I CAN FUCKING HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON.
Dan Schkade@danschkade.bsky.social · 18h agoListen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check
bobby fingers never ceases to amaze me. not just a talented artist but also funny as fuck. the latest diorama is about how either amber herd or a small dog left a shit in johnny depp's bed. it's fucking astonishing he only has 250k subscribers.
Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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my rat pip has been sneezing more recently so i have just spent 4 hours moving all the furniture in my living room and removing every speck of dust i can find. we've lived here 5 years and never done a deep clean like this. it was *a lot* of dust.
If AI disappeared tomorrow, the only change in my life would be that google search suddenly got better again.
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterdayGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
heavy is the stomach of the one who can't just leave it at the kebab but spends the evening opening the fridge and having a little nibble.
children of the corncob@bisk.sureis.sexy · yesterdayboss man always delivers.
nicked a pair of plastic wine glasses from the theatre tonight because the miss keeps breaking the real ones.
fuuuuck, just went to click on the new bobby fingers i had lined up about johnny depp's bed or something and fuckin wankers man.
cut scenes too. why the fuck won't you let me immediately pause an important cut scene because there's someone at the door? you are bad and should feel bad.
Steve Bowler@gameism.bsky.social · 2d agoHey, devs? I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're making a single player game? Start/Esc should ALWAYS, and IMMEDIATELY pause the game. I don't gaf how "epic" you think your camera is I just spilled something. My cat just puked. The dog got out. My kid fell. Fuck you, PAUSE THE GAME
after a show tonight i'm going to go see the boss man and get myself the largest pile of kebab meat you can imagine and then make myself sick by eating nothing but kebab meat for days.
just watched backrooms with the miss. pretty solid 8/10 for me. i think they pulled off the vibes really well. some of the script could've done with some work.
homemade gluten free quiche like thing with tomatoes and ham and such in it served with chive and thyme butter new potatoes, a salad with french dressing, and COLD BAYYYKKEED BEEANS.
if you do this you need to consider the basic fucking function of a butter dish.
a fun thing to remember about that rod liddle article about csam is that it was published in the guardian under "child protection".
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Should it really be a crime to look at child pornography?
Rod Liddle](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4bsd3l6fccjlqnr3tyxikxmw/bafkreigghj5ijwsp6kq5rdyr5vq2s6fc433le3gvci2dm5utmcndgv6xmu)
Yeah Rod Liddle’s whole “I could never be a teacher because children are too sexually attractive to me” schtick is something that, like marmite, does tend to divide opinion
Libby@captainlibatron.bsky.social · 2d agoDear god
she gave a speech about exiting an abusive relationship and rod liddle hurled abuse at her for it and everyone including the editorial staff at the spectator thought it was shit and yet AND YET
Libby@captainlibatron.bsky.social · 2d agoDear god
you know who have a bad drinking culture? salt water fish. just constantly drinking.
just had to google ray mears to see if he died or something because all of a sudden you're all posting about him. phew.
recently when i've been clearing my throat it sounds like the start of redbone - come and get your love
oh sure. obviously it's going to spike to 30°c when i have to be in the stupidly hot office room with all the computer.
my favourite response today was an american wading in making The Assumption™ and when called out they went with "we invented the internet." good shit.
so i was looking at all the 34 clacton by-election candidates and came across a couple of funny ones. from a 22 year old whose only policy we know of is "inheritence tax is extremely unfair because that's MY money when my parents kick the bucket!" to this absolute screamer:
christ furries have got real good at costume.
Col. Will Porter@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 4d agocasualties of language
