compass tattoo-ed on my penis because that's where they both come from
it's impossible to make a song about being good at a video game without sounding like a jackass
hrt is great I can dress like a boy and look like a girl and get called a they
I'm not watching a video if there's a wojack in the thumbnail
god gave me sharp teeth to better bite my beautiful wife with
getting a greatjob from a girl with big affirmations
idk why people bitched about pumpkin spice so much that shit's yummy
I can't wait for all the millenial ad writers to get dementia so I don't have to listen to a fuckass song cover for toilet paper ever again
im a skunk because i have a massive butt and i fart a lot
my asexual friends keep reposting the freakiest shit on the gram
