They are also for mice!! Mice love pockets!
Anna Rodriguez@prehistoryanna.bsky.social · 4h ago"Pockets are for everyone, not just men."
Björn | Vampire-in-Training!
@bjornthemouse.bsky.social
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Anna Rodriguez@prehistoryanna.bsky.social · 4h agoThe mouse snuggles into Armand’s hand. He is happy to have helped.
Armand | Parody@le-maitre.bsky.social · 4h agoVery fun. Björn made him feel better.
Has he ever tried finger painting? Björn likes to paint with his paws! Especially when the paint is also jam… yummy paint.
Armand | Parody@le-maitre.bsky.social · 4h agoSmiling softly, he says, “I would like that, too.”
Hmm… he must’ve been a really big meanie… Björn nuzzled Armand’s hand. He hopes one day painting can be something happy for him again.
Armand | Parody@le-maitre.bsky.social · 5h agoI /cannot/ paint anymore because of him. I don’t remember how.” That is how upset Marius makes him.
Björn would like that. Uwu man’s maker is confusing… he said you didn’t want to paint anymore because you are mad at him…
Armand | Parody@le-maitre.bsky.social · 5h agoOf course. Maybe they can listen to some music and decide which one he would like. His maker taught him to paint.
Well, then why is he making Björn ask? Mouse confusion.
Marius | Parody@de-romanus.bsky.social · 5h agoBecause he /knows/.
Everybody point and laugh because Marius doesn’t even know what uwu is! *Laughs in mouse.*
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Yay!! Can they see one with songs? Björn likes songs… Why did uwu man stop painting? 🥺
Armand | Parody@le-maitre.bsky.social · 5h agoHe would love to take Björn to the theater. As for what he likes . . . he misses painting.
#entropy I love when Björn decides he wants to be highly sentient and wise beyond his years or flips entirely to I don’t know man I’m just a mouse. Keep em guessing
Also uwu man can you sneak Björn into a theater?
UWU MAN Do you like plays more than paintings? And does it in any way have to do with the amount of songs included?
…Björn barely knows what a play is. He’s a mouse… They don’t let mice into theaters… What a silly question.
Marius | Parody@de-romanus.bsky.social · 5h agoDo you know for a fact he likes plays (with or without songs) more than paintings?
Mhm! He prooomised! So Björn would be very sad if he didn’t…
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 5h agoLestat said that??! Actually, he's not even surprised.
Björn will happily bite someone for him! …maybe he would bite Lestat if he really deserved it. Like if he was in any way lying when he said he would turn him into a vampire mouse…
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 5h agoLestat is a nuisance. Though, he would never actually ask Björn to bite anyone.
He *could* . . . But he likes Lestat! Lestat is cool!
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 5h agoWould Björn bite Lestat for him? It's frowned upon when he does it.
Dear Old People, Me and my bro have questions!
Björn wasn’t alive… so he doesn’t know… Maybe Mama will know if they celebrated birthdays!
𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲@lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 5h ago... Did they celebrate birthdays back then?
#entropy Real talk though, what was Armand’s reaction in 2017 when Dear Evan Hansen stOLE the Best Musical Tony from Great Comet? Because I’m still not over it tbh.
Well… maybe he likes plays better than paintings… Paintings don’t have any songs in them…
Marius | Parody@de-romanus.bsky.social · 5h agoWell. He seemed to want that life once upon a time. Until his time with the coven in Paris. They corrupted his mind.
Hmm… he said bjorn could eat any of his paintings except for the ones with uwu man on them… Maybe something uwu man gave him for his birthday!
𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲@lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 6h agoThat sounds like Lestat. Wonder if he has a favorite shirt... That would be a good thing to burn...