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Armand | Parody
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They weren’t taught how. Nor was Lestat for that matter. Akasha’s blood makes up for that, though. “I don’t blame you for that. I was just curious as I had not heard of such a thing.”
Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ@thelostwitch.bsky.social · 2d agoHe also made Louis. And Claudia. “Yeah, that makes sense. Anyway, we still don’t know exactly how vampirism affects mice, so until we do, I’m taking precautions.”
“ no. I am just confused. I don’t need a ring. Nor does Daniel. We are different lines, so I suppose it makes sense that our traits are different.” But — Lestat made Björn.
Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ@thelostwitch.bsky.social · 2d ago“You want me to take a risk with a mouse?”
Little daggers. He should be very proud.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3d agoHe shows off his fangs! Look they’re so stabby!
👈🏾 still only has one fledgling. How many is that now, Lestat?
Obviously. That was an exceptionally loud thought. Which they seemed to be able to communicate before so . . . even better. Congratulations.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3d agoUWU MAN IM A VAMPIRE MOUSE!!!
“Same I am afraid.” And sadly, he lost any true wide-eyed innocence far too early.
CirinoLeandros Parody@cirinoleandros.bsky.social · 3d ago"A very long time since I was innocent. " Hmm. Maybe uwu is harder than he thought..
“Think more . . . wide-eyed. Goal is to appear more innocent than one is.” He has had to master that.
CirinoLeandros Parody@cirinoleandros.bsky.social · 3d ago"Like this?"
“It’s not exclusive to vampires. Just anyone with big eyes that can make you do anything.”
CirinoLeandros Parody@cirinoleandros.bsky.social · 3d ago"UWU is a vampire with big eyes...irresistible" ....makes a note.
// Almost bought blueberry tea today, and I bought blueberry-lemon cookies yesterday. I feel like I’ve been Pavloved by a fictional mouse. 😆
Oh dear. Well. He could use his phone in the meantime.
“The one where he spends all of Daniel’s money, and I buy him gifts to make amends.”
He is not sure what Vampire Daniel is going to do with all those blueberries, but here we are.
Oh. Oh that wasn’t his intent. Though he really wouldn’t mind Björn being a vampire.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3d agoZOOOOOMIIIIIIIIEEEEES!!! He wants to read!!! And then he can go into his grandma’s grimoire and turn himself into a vampire!!
Umm Sure . . . Armand has created a monster.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 4d agoHmm… He should try it on everyone’s phones!
He has a lot to make up to Daniel for. The presents will never stop.
All phones have those buttons, but it depends upon the loved ones of the phone's owner to determine if they get the presents.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 4d agoYippee!! Does Daniel know there’s a button that gives him presents? …do all phones give people presents when they press the button on the farm game?
Sure. They can arrange it that way. Armand has no shortage of the money Björn has no concept of.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 4d agoOoh!! So when Björn presses the button Daniel gets a present? Good to know! (He has no concept of money.)
Oh. Hmm. Well. He can buy Daniel something yo make up for it.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 4d agoOh… Because he already pressed it. A lot of times.