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Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

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‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

Observers told reporters the shrieking baby was clearly oblivious to the fact that any distress she experienced in exiting her mother’s womb would pale in comparison to the fucking decades of tedium, misfortune, and humiliation yet to come.

Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets

MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...

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I had a lot of fun with Quartet, I’m ready to start a second run with these new options!

Something Classic@somethingclassic.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Quartet's 1.4 update is now live on Steam! Other PC platforms and Switch to follow as soon as possible. #QuartetRPG #jrpg

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

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Proposal for a PROUN street celebration, by El Lissitzky, 1923

Oilers fans furious that play they admit was a goal was called a goal

Oilers fans furious that play they admit was a goal was called a goal

EDMONTON – In the wake of the Oilers loss last night, which has put them on the wrong side of a 3-1 series lead, Oilers fans are furious that the referees called Anaheim’s OT winner a goal, despite th...

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What an utterly disappointing way to lose a hockey game. And the game started so well! #Oilers #NHLPlayoffs

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Hourly Cosmos@hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 6mo ago

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Hey Oilers, take a bit of time-honoured Canadian advice and keep your stick on the ice #Oilers #NHLPlayoffs

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Made good use of the ‘extra’ hour of daylight I got from the time change and finally took down my Christmas tree 😅 #BetterLateThanNever

To Slay the Great Regurgitator

2025 is 100% complete. Thank you all so much for following, and I hope you have a nice 2026!