[♡ @blame-john.bsky.social ] *a big bucket of...! roses. the card's illustration was goofy and the message read: "i blame you for making me feel this way...but your i cannot deny your companionship lifts me to new heights." ...a hefty gift card for a chicken place fell out when he opened it.*

goodness. i really have a terrible posture .̲.̲.̲

oh, no, i know ! i’m just saying, if anyone bothers you like that, they won’t see the end of it. i know you can totally kick their butts anyway, so maybe i shouldn’t worry too much like you said ! ( wrapping one arm around her, a big smile forming. )

ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ@brighteyess.bsky.social · 9mo ago

( A gentle amused scoff, patting the others’ shoulder. A smile on her face. ) Don’t worry so much, you don’t gotta get all serious about that stuff. I don’t think anyone would do that anyways. And if they did, i’m totes capable of making them regret it, sweetiepie.

( he listened on as sorcus rambled, nodding more and more .̲.̲.̲ only to stop nodding with an awkward grin. ) hahaha. yeah, sorcus. these ideas are pretty nice, but we don’t have time to rework everything just yet ! about the launcher.. hm, maybe i could +

𓌳 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬. °⛧@walker-of-winds.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Ooh, and many of the old gear still don't work right with R15, maybe we could— [ It'd be best to stop him before he begins suggesting major reworks of everything on the catalog. He's still got ambition written all over him. ]

ahahah .̲.̲.̲ it’s really bad. isn’t it ? 😅 i thought i’d have more time to give concepts to these gears but, maybe i slacked off a bit. ( a nervous smile began to form in his face, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly. ) do you think some +

𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ.@doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 9mo ago

relax. it's only me. *looking down to give him a brief fangy smile before picking up the entire stack, stepping back to read through the packet. thick eyebrow creasing the more he read through.* this is...dense. there's no way you'd be able to handle it on your own before the end of the day.

hm. let me see what i wrote down .̲.̲.̲ ( looking at the concepts he sketched. ) there’s new fireworks for this year, obviously. there’s .̲.̲.̲ more cooking gears. and a mini me. i mean who wouldn’t want a mini telamon +

𓌳 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬. °⛧@walker-of-winds.bsky.social · 9mo ago

[ Tipping the scythe against the floor, he laid it against the tableside as he sat on the desk, handing the papers over with an exaggerated lean. ] More gears? Hell yea— Ahem. Fret not, John, because I'll happily help you with some concepts and such. Is there any /usable/ material writ yet, or. . ?

what the— dude ! i was gonna use that. okay maybe impulsively. anyways, these papers are for uh .̲.̲.̲ i think new gears ? we haven’t really had those in a while. so david thought it’d be nice, y’know, for me to help with some ideas. .̲.̲.̲ and i forgot.

𓌳 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬. °⛧@walker-of-winds.bsky.social · 9mo ago

[ Sorcus was quick to smack away the paper shredder with the blunt side of his scythe, grabbing any papers that were flung as a result. He had to suppress his laughter. ] Okay, I don't want to get blamed for that, actually. What even are these for? They look important. [ Squinting at the papers. ]

if they try to hit you that’s a whole different story, chris. i don’t think anyone would dare to even jokingly smack you with me around. ( why is his expression suddenly scary. oh nevermind not anymore :)? ) anyways ! i really missed youu .̲.̲.̲

ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ@brighteyess.bsky.social · 9mo ago

when you don’t really care is when you can have the most fun! if they try to hit me so what, i’ll hit back <3 that’s life. but i get it, i can just do enough for the both of us.

uh huh.. and you always bring the fun in here anyway ! sometimes i get a bit nervous to prank some of our co—workers .̲.̲.̲ more because i don’t want to get smacked over the head

ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ@brighteyess.bsky.social · 9mo ago

they’re a funny little morale booster! and the rule is nothing harmful… i think i’ve managed to comply rather well, honey!

—— ! ( almost jumping out of her seat. shoulders tense only for a moment before realizing who it was. sigh of relief ? ) oh .̲.̲.̲ if it’s fine with you of course, i can probably handle this on my own. no biggie ! but .̲.̲.̲ any help would be nice.

𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ.@doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 9mo ago

*coming up behind her desk, smacking a hand onto the surface and leaning over her to see the packet of undone papers on her desk. breathing out a sigh.* would you like help with any of it? it's a matter of hours until it's all overdue. i would be happy to lend a hand if needed.

oh, haha. you got me there ! i thought you were about to mess with me. well, you kind of are .̲.̲.̲ but you know what ? that’s an amazing idea. thanks sorcus. ( pat on the shoulder. no why is he actually listening. That paperwork is IMPORTANT. )

𓌳 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬. °⛧@walker-of-winds.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Shedletsky, it would be so funny if you said the dog ate it. [ Completely stone-faced, he does not care what is on those papers or if they're literally what makes or breaks the platform. ]

very well done my dear ! the other admins seem to like them a lot. ( giggling. )

ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ@brighteyess.bsky.social · 9mo ago

everywhere i reside shall have the babies .. i ordered more to the house

ah, sorcus ! thank illumina you’re here, i was gonna die. uh. oh ? ( a pause. eyebrow raising at the paper. ) the. the dog ?? is this one of your—

𓌳 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬. °⛧@walker-of-winds.bsky.social · 9mo ago

[ Carefully scooting over a paper shredder. It has a label on it, with elegant handwriting reading: "The Dog" ] I have a quick and easy solution for you.

there’s so many plastic babies around this office. i love my mischievous wife ( he’s not even gonna bother putting them away )

i may or may not have left a whole lot of paperwork for me to do until the last day. 😅

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why is this something you have to tell everyone?

⠀⠀ i think i ate too much chicken. i’ve gone to the bathroom 7 times today. oh well ⠀

⠀⠀ i’m right here chrissie boo .. ( did she seriously just add the boo ) ⠀

ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ@brighteyess.bsky.social · last yr.

ooh… then i need you, so you still aren’t off the hook

⠀⠀ what !!!! nah they’ll be fine without me ⠀

ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ@brighteyess.bsky.social · last yr.

and they need you in that jersey, pretty bird …

⠀⠀ i need you carnally sorry what were we talking about ⠀

ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ@brighteyess.bsky.social · last yr.

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