My wife's friends are discussing AI power consumption and one of them said "Well my phone's not plugged in so it's not using any electricity". Check mate, anti-AI jerks!
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Emotional proletariat, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
Opening my notes and I'm greeted with a t-shirt idea I had (probably while stoned) that says "SOCIALISTS ALWAYS RECIPROCATE".
Just when you think it's impossible to create a new genre they come out with the dystopian romcom.
galena, maybe,@woketopus.northsky.social · 5h agoso it's not called "sex purge" but if you do a web search for "sex purge" it still comes up lol
Setting my sensor off my eating a family sized box of mac n' cheese with smoked sausage followed by a dozen assorted classic donuts.
gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 9h agoi'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
Gladis brought another lizard into the house today. This one sadly didn't make it. You're looking at the face or a stone cold killer.
Do you realize how much easier it is to make Eggo waffles in the morning? Saying you like pancakes is a slap in the face to every single working mom and you should be ashamed!
Dr. Ruth Marshall is still kicking against the pricks@wtfis2bdone.bsky.social · 12h ago🤷🏻♀️ by all means, take offense. lol. The idea that microwaves are for sad sacks forgets the single working mom of 3. Saved my and millions of other moms’ time and sanity. You wouldn’t have posted that if you had any clue.
I made a phone call today and now I feel like I can do anything!
The flashback of why Luanne and Lucky aren't in the reboot got real dark.
KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 8h ago
Today is good evidence as to why, when my friends say they heard BlueSky is a "cesspool", I always tell them that BlueSky is actually pretty cool if you stay away from the liberals.
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Today's someone's Gotcha Day! Three years ago we brought this annoying ass cat home and she's been annoying us ever since!
For every like this post gets I will get a good night's sleep tonight.
We as a society cannot afford to forget about the whole RFK Jr. felching thing.
It's crazy how much harder my job is for no other reason than several managers here don't understand how numbers work.
Just a reminder that revolution starts at home. So.... Talk to your coworkers about unionizing! Seek out volunteer opportunities to aid your community! Curb stomp your manager! Support local politicians who align with your values!
Me texting myself: "If you go to work this weekend I will fucking end you!"
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 2d agoin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
We need a bot account who just reports who the main character of that day is. I think a lot of us would find it useful, especially in avoiding that particular discourse.
Can we maybe create a scenario where Jonah Hill gets into a fight with Mark Zuckerberg? The battle of the morons who paid a trainer to help them feel like a badass.
Running up to workers filling pot holes and screaming at them that I didn't approve this expenditure of my hard-earned tax dollars.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Okay, maybe they just like each other now 🤷🏻♂️
Blame Tag 🏷️@blametag.bsky.social · 2d agoIf you wanna get all the cats in one place, you gotta get the yoga mat out!
If you wanna get all the cats in one place, you gotta get the yoga mat out!
