Subway turned him down as a SubDog mascot
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 7h ago05 Aug 2026
heathcliff, but frog
@hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
heathcliff is canonically frog now. former operator of cowtoolsdaily
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 7h ago
i have multiple former eye doctors texting me checkup reminders but i can't reply stop because i don't know the name of my current eye doctor
excited to announce my new partnership with subway promoting "the subdog diet". visit your local subway sandwich restaurant to see a smiling cardboard standee of me holding up my spiking sodium chart
Malcom X and Wall-E are subsequent numbers in the Criterion Collection. Thought that was kinda funny
HELP i found a baby bunny hiding in my watermelons and i need advice on how to feel this amazing all the time
you know you're gonna wait a long time when they got the hold music that sounds like a donkey kong water level
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
the concessions guy at the movies said "do you *need* butter" which is an entirely different question than i had prepared to answer in that interaction
hands up if you are a true bug and suck sap from plants
Notice how everything fell apart when they got rid of the Hot Pocket crisping sleeve?
call my kitty santa cat i tell ya why he's red and green like a christmas guy
last night at story time, i accidentally read "catfish" as "cash fit" and then my kid and i took turns saying "cash fit" and laughing for a while
"oooh uh...yummy baby!" "yes this is so sexy" -katy perry and justin trudeau having sex
It's funny that I first spotted him 9 months ago
we were making root beer floats and i mused to my wife, "this is like the original dirty soda" when they were ready, our 6 y/o looked at theirs and said, "oh yeah. this is FILTHY."
