Nipples and a shiny blowout. Let’s go, Carlitos!
Amy@blessamysheart.bsky.social · yesterdayI hope Alcaraz feels bonito with this blowout.
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Pro choice. Anti pickleball. 🎾 Living with a Frenchman 🇫🇷. Co-founder @thecooltable.bsky.social Newport, RI
Amy@blessamysheart.bsky.social · yesterdayThat was a blowout. I’m not talking about the score!
Amy@blessamysheart.bsky.social · yesterdayI hope Alcaraz feels bonito with this blowout.
Is my job crushing my soul right now? Yes. Did one of my customers invite me to their suite at the US Open on Wednesday. Also yes. Do I have time to go? No. Not at all. Am I going? Fuck yeah.
man I really will never stop get over how Brittney Griner was rotting in a Russian prison and Kim Mulkey was like "oh damn that's crazy, I gotta get back to my appointment at the neon zubaz pantsuit store though"
I am convinced that if we just let the women beat his ass ONCE, this kind of clown shit would stop happening.
Between the Red Sox, the Lindsay Clancy trial, and the 25th anniversary of Band of Brothers, I’ve very little time for tennis. But let’s go Coco!
Please check out #4. Everyone in Newport knows that Pat Crowley of the AFL-CIO asked multiple people to challenge Senator Dawn Euer, and Lima was the only one to say yes. Why? Crowley was big mad that Euer wanted to oust this man as Senate president.
Ian Donnis@iandonnis.bsky.social · 2w agoMy roundup on the week in Rhode Island politics www.oceanstatemedia.org/politics/202...
I design all my cross-stich projects in Excel, and not once have I asked AI to help with it. @bencollins.bsky.social
Amy@blessamysheart.bsky.social · 2y agoI made another one, this time using Barbie colors.
Sorry, Kyrgios. Gasquet is the king of Booger Sugar. Not you.
I had to explain “Nick Markakis takes strike one” to Frenchie last night.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hey. I'm bus 77 with the Chicago Transit Authority. I sometimes hit pedestrians at the corner of Belmont and Sheridan.
Rach ♡@vitaminr.bsky.social · 3w agoIntroduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi! I dyed my hair purple when I was 15, the next day my head swelled twice the size, so bad I couldn't even open my eyes. After an emergency trip to hospital, it was confirmed that I am allergic to dye and could have died :)
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm the thing you almost never hear about: postpartum preeclampsia!
Suzy Jackson@suzyj.net · 3w agoIntroduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m Steal a Car and Roll it Half a Dozen Times.
From the article: Collins has “made pickleball play into a criminal act.” IF ONLY! www.bostonglobe.com/2026/08/13/m...
After years of complaints, Mashpee instituted a ‘quiet ball’ rule on pickleball courts. The backlash has been noisy. - The Boston Globe
By this point, pickleball feuds are standard suburban fare, but the one in Mashpee has been particularly bitter.
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Is that boot print behind him the mark he leaves when he kicks his wife?
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · last mo.Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
Our choice for RI Governor suck. I’m voting for Foulkes, and I’m not going to pretend I love it.
To state the obvious, every city in the US is under siege and held hostage by its own police departments
Every morning, I go to Task Manager and turn off Grammarly. Every morning, I think, "I should go the settings and disable it at log-in." And today I went to settings... My company does not give me that option.
When your boss is being anti-science loon, and you gotta show up looking like a sexy baby. Are her lips dewy? Is Ron’s science screwy? *Sponsored by tarte.
that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5.
Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · last mo.Rep. Lauren Boebert insists that public Christian worship events are necessary for America to experience revival: "I don't think that Jesus ever called for any Christian to pray only silently or to keep their faith hidden only in the prayer closet."
Lima quit the Newport Democratic City Committee. Quit the the North End redevelopment working group. Quit the board of NCB. Quit the Senate District 13 committee. But at least she was able to finish this interview with Steve.
Angela Lima voted YES to put Flock cameras in Newport. One blocks from my house at Broadway and Summer.
Steve Ahlquist@steveahlquist.bsky.social · last mo.Angela Lima is running for State Senate District 13 “I’m putting everything into this because I think that community-driven leadership has always been my space,” said Angela Lima. steveahlquist.substack.com/p/angela-lim...
As a researcher, I think my sources should include what I listened to while writing. Or maybe I should add acknowledgements. "I couldn't not have gotten through this piece on neural symbolic AI without the 1990 Billboard Top 100 playlist. Thank you Bel Biv DeVoe, Heart, and Nelson."
Sometimes I just need to be in the kitchen alone, making a casserole, blasting the Reputation album by Taylor Alison Swift at peak volume, and be left alone. Is that too much to ask? Do I need a sign? The old Amy can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s making a casserole!