my nickname of the day was sleeping beauty. not once was my actual name used in a conversation

KAZ@bnaiguro.bsky.social · 16h ago

i missed my tucking alarm. it’s 8am. i’m supposed to be at work at 7h45 and i have an hour long commute how fucked am i.

oh to be obsessive over something

kaz discovered the joys of making me read tarot cards and it feels like when a kid discovers a new trick so u have to do it 10 times in a row

at that stage of tired that i find random bullshit funny

we don’t take advantage of damian being a tarot card reader enough

damian always uses a sticker of some fat orange blob and i just gotta pretend to know what the fuck it is

there are far too many requirements needed for me to like a dog

whenever i see a screenshot from discord i just have to brace for impact

i missed my tucking alarm. it’s 8am. i’m supposed to be at work at 7h45 and i have an hour long commute how fucked am i.

nothing worse than being around a self centered boring insecure mf

go through the councils tiktok reposts and those two have posts that they relate to and mine are just sukuna edits

“a classmate asked for my notes and now i have to rewrite them a little before sending them 😞” this man is far too patient i would’ve told them to kill themselves for asking

i’m running out of my oil cleanser … who has a spare lung i could sell to buy myself a new one

u enter a whack ass meal competition and it’s me and oomf

i thought i was bad but the other intern just pulled up with 1 banana and 12 cookies

KAZ@bnaiguro.bsky.social · 2d ago

and for lunch today : 2 small loaves of bread

and for lunch today : 2 small loaves of bread

fixed my fuck up so well they didn’t even noticed i majorly fumbled

KAZ@bnaiguro.bsky.social · 6d ago

fucked up majorly at work. let’s see if i manage to dig myself out of this one

me and the 3 spiders i share my room with are not gonna survive this heat any longer man

ppl who said to find a hyperfixation to find motivation to draw were on to smth man

damian mentioned watching dr stone and not even 2 seconds later both kaz and i are calling him on disc to watch as well

me and kaz and the show we watch exclusively through tiktok bc we hate the writing but love the universe and the characters

bitch abt how slowly i’m replying and i’ll make sure to ignore ur ass for another 2h on purpose

feeling like a sponge during those first few days where it’s all rigid and hard and hates ur guts

went on a dinner with my coworkers yesterday and at some point i was just looking at the knives the restaurant had cus the designs were cool and the person in front of me immediately went “kaz put the knife down ur making me nervous”

i love leftovers, nothing makes me happier knowing i have food in the fridge that i just have to heat up and don’t have to cook

damian just screamed at his brother to leave his room so that he would stop flirting with cardan

don’t ask me why but when i was younger i used to call planes that flew during the night “pigeons with a light attached to its tail”

threatened to kms so many times at work that my coworkers tell me to postpone my suicide whenever i have a new project to work on

“do u like banjos” “yea i don’t mind” we’ve been listening to banjo music for the past 40 minutes. i mind now.

evil coworker quit bc she was burning out, who am i gonna gossip and shit talk with now 💔