some people genuinely have no fucking business being that good at kissing like YOUVE GOT TO BE A WHORE
in my experience, crushing on someone for years makes up for excellent foreplay
CAUSE MY BABYS SWEET AS CAN BE SHE GIVE ME TOOTHACHES JUST FROM KISSING ME!!!!!!!!
science is so fascinating because every week i discover new levels to being horny
one day i’m going to face reveal and all of you will go “oh:/“ because of the insane expectations damian has set for me by constantly posting about how hot i am
sometimes i feel the urge to defend how down horrendous i am for cardan by illustrating how hot he is but i don’t want anyone imagining him actually <3
damian mentioned watching dr stone and not even 2 seconds later both kaz and i are calling him on disc to watch as well
just had the filthiest dream ever and i got woken up by a phone call about pasta types
just scrubbed my car’s interior with every cleaning product known to mankind. she looks beautiful.
earlier my brother called cardan “my love” and cardan went “i’m damian’s love”
damian just screamed at his brother to leave his room so that he would stop flirting with cardan
waking up at 7am on a saturday after sleeping at 3am has to be illegal in a court of law
tom holland i have never been this attracted to you before in my life but holy fuck WOW
CAUSE MY BABYS SWEET AS CAN BE SHE GIVE ME TOOTHACHES JUST FROM KISSING ME
knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re going through my phone looking at my nudes, is it casual now?
kaz just said such an insane ego boosting sentence to me it’s the only thing that has managed to make me feel good in the past week
in other news, while we wait, i got a kiss on the cheek
cardan@fuyao.bsky.social · 6d agoam i going to cause somebody’s divorce tonight? tune in!
you think you’ve reached an all times low and here comes miss “i think everyone is attracted to me” to fucking touch me
my dog has to be the sickest mf on god’s green earth because why the fuck did he just play dead
had sardines and cod liver for lunch. a picky eater’s nightmare but it was good
having to take care of my sick dog just made me more set on never having kids
