Dang it, Bobby
@bobby.plus
If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer, I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain't giving up, I swear. he/him 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Groggily, you wake up, opening your eyes to see sunlight on spring leaves. You blink and stretch the young muscles of a spotted fawn. “Data centers”? “Explosive diarrhea”? The memories fade quickly, it was all a dream. Your mother licks your brow affectionately. Oh look, jewelweed, your favorite.
"Verify your age" From the high school payphone, I would call home using 1-800-COLLECT, say my name was "It'sBobbyComePickMeUp" and mom would decline the charges to let me know she's on her way
Erika Hall@erikahall.bsky.social · 3w ago"Verify your age" I studied in the Soviet Union.
Favorite and least favorite file formats: Favorite: SVG Least favorite: SVG but it’s just a bitmap in a fuckin SVG envelope
darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · 3w agofavorite and least favorite file formats: favorite: transparent PNG least favorite: transparent PNG that is not really transparent but just a fuckin checkered background
To the living we owe the truth about the dead. Lindsay Graham was a vile weak little shit who rejoiced in killing others while cowering in the shadows of fascism.
This time of year especially, I miss @cabel.panic.com's fireworks posts cabel.com/4th-of-july-...
4th of July Fireworks Photos: 2016!
First, it’s with a heavy, magnesium-laden heart I bring some possibly serious news: this might be my final fireworks packaging post!? Why? Why would this happen? I retire not due to a long-ex…
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I have been told my entire life that I am responsible for my own success, and that if I relentlessly self-optimize, I can reach that success. I've realized over the last year that I can't self-optimize my way out of how American society is organized at the moment. nooneshappy.com/article/the-...
The Demoralization of The White-Collar Worker — No One's Happy
The implicit contract — work hard, stay employed, build a life — is broken.
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You took Little Santa Monica?!
a man with blonde hair is making a surprised face while wearing a blue shirt .
Alt: Kristin Wiig, Bill Hader, Fred Armisen, and Vanessa Bayer are collectively shocked in the SNL skit 'The Californians'
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Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 2mo agoWhat’s your favorite sitcom set in the Los Angeles area?
This young lady was briefly lost for a Sunday afternoon until we found her owners. Turns out her name is Lazy.
🐦 Thistle 🐦@ladythistle.bsky.social · 3mo agoThis is a cat checkpoint, relinquish your most recent cat picture. #cats This is one of the newest members of our family. He is still with his mom for now but we met him and his sister the other day.
"There's all this stuff that's working, and it's impossible to pay attention to, because we're not scared of things that work," is a killer line that says so much about why Americans voted to break everything.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 3mo agoWell this is awfully nice. Thank you @hankgreen.bsky.social, and I agree that better things are coming.
SpaceX launch or missed slightly by a North Korean missile, who’s to say
You might not know my government name, but surely you remember my prolific rap career as
The feeling when you’ve apparently had a word in your head since you were a kid who watched Cheers, and have not thought of it for 40 years, yet you immediately remember this episode and make the connection “Cochise”
Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4mo agoThis actually was a Cheers episode and I'm serious. There was an attack dog that was activated by the word "Cochise" and it chased Cliff into the bathroom. All I'm saying is you could've been in the Cheers writers room
Here’s an American Problem: The company I work for is doing some kind of jiggery-pokery with the corporate entity that … I don’t know, envelops the company, and it means that I got a notice in the mail that my health insurance was cancelled as of March 31.
I'm old enough to remember Governor Swarzenegger's term, and how very little a Republican governor can expect to accomplish in California. The legislature is powerful here, and so are the unions. I think his most significant legislative victory was repealing a vehicle license fee increase.
Emergency Hot Take: When the autumn time change from Daylight Saving to Standard was moved later starting in 2007, it was as a result of Hershey lobbying the Bush Administration so hard because it would be lighter out for Halloween
Trans & enby friends: it’s a dark time right now, but it only makes you shine the brighter. I truly love to see you out here thriving. And if you don’t feel like you are rn? I love to see you just showing up even more. Thanks for being visible ✨🪩✨🤟🏳️⚧️
Folks, I hate AI as much as the next guy, but Ed Zitron is going to jizz himself to death right in front of us and I’m not entirely comfortable with it
Tools like OpenClaw made no sense to me until I saw this screenshot, and then it clicked that there is a kind of person that wants to talk to others this way, and with OpenClaw there's no social stigma for doing it
