Dear Maryland Athletics: Please do this but with crab dip

Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · yesterday

BREAKING: Wisconsin is out here ready to feed fans with “Badger Bakers.” Left to right: Classic Baker, Sweet Corn Baker, and… a Poutine baker.

good morning mr president, we have that video of you as a muscle man who can fly and carries cartoon style nuclear bombs all queued up like you requested but we really need to reiterate once again that we will be out of oil in 14 hours

I saw a post on IG about Amos getting an English Bulldog puppy, so you can’t convince me this isn’t him going on Pawternity leave

Tashan Reed@tashanreed.bsky.social · 2d ago

The #Commanders placed CB Trey Amos and RB Jeremy McNichols on IR with a designation for return, so they'll have to miss at least the first four games of the season.

What a hit, good god.

JP Acosta@acosta32jp.bsky.social · 3d ago

Good no call, I need someone to clip that play because that hit made me stand up and applaud 36 for playing real defense

Pouring one out for the ending of the Pro Bowl and posting my one favorite memory: The 2006 Pro Bowl when Sean Taylor briefly killed Brian Moorman on a fake punt play

the thing about Curry and Dolly they had in common was taking their art completely seriously but not taking themselves too seriously and that is why they were such a joy

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An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism

How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.

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I set a college football highlight video to the full 4 minutes and 19 seconds of Return to Innocence.

Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · last wk.

Whoa we can post longer videos longer than 3 minutes now? How Bizzare. 😜

I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5. My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.

I LOVE THEM - dashare.zone ADMIN

Does anyone realize how vital CanCon quotas have been to the American cultural zeitgeist!? The works of Rick Moranis, Mike Clattenburg, Jared Kesso, John Candy, Martin Short, Catherine O'Hara, and two different Levys!

Mia Farrow@miafarrow.bsky.social · last wk.

KYLE SHANAHAN: so I was in the wrong in this car crash that’s left me with 1000 stitches and in a full body cast for the next six years JED YORK: I see. Excuse me, I have to go to East Palestine, Ohio, to pay for sex and drugs

Natalie Harp quoting Pride and Prejudice to a dude who used to fast-forward through Bloodsport to all the times dudes got kicked in the balls

I worked with a woman who believed phoenixes were real. She was 30 when she learned the truth. Just never really considered that she was wrong.

tinybaby@tiny.baby · 2w ago

When I was a kid I thought Martha's vineyard belonged to Martha Stewart

This is the elevator music they played at the triangle shirtwaist factory

treb@treblaw.bsky.social · 3w ago

hahahah this is fucking b r u t a l

AOC being single is like “the olsen twins are turning 18” for guys who faced a grievance hearing over aggressive sexual behavior towards women in their DSA chapter

For fuck’s sake, just give the money to Maryland Athletics like the school has been begging for since 2008.

Kashana@kashana.blacksky.app · 3w ago

It’s rough being a billionaire. First nobody thanks you for ruining search, and then you have to spend your own millions to prevent the serfs from having decent schools

Do you think Danny Devito is ever offended that more people don’t remember he was in SPACE JAM?

“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author

Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'

BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...

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If I’m reading between the lines here, AOC could be far more electable in the swing states than pundits believe.

Writing "Don't worry about it" on tax form@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 4w ago

It's tough to phrase this in a serious journalistic/analytical way but one reason al-Sayed won't tell us anything about how to win a swing state even if he pulls it off is that he's really hot, pointless to pretend that's meaningless

The rink I play men’s league hockey at was converted into a morgue for about a year!

Gabriel Bosslet@gbosslet.bsky.social · 4w ago

RFK Jr said these words today on national television "There were ICUs that were empty all over the country including in New York at the height (of the pandemic)" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You are a fucking idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <sobs silently>

Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing

this guy gets it

Yeah, Ponzi scheme didn't enter the language until the 1920s

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

Bessent: "President Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton could not have imagined the economy that we would have created. It is the envy of the world."

Finally someone is talking about this.

My son has found Octonauts, which means my inner monologue has just been the creature report song from the moment I woke up this morning

There’s not a single player in the Big Ten with shoulder pads this size anymore

Luke DeCock@lukedecock.bsky.social · last mo.

We meet again

His list of made up wrestling names always makes me laugh: Pudd Nelson Cuba Gooding III Boomer Scarborough "No gimmicks needed" Steve the Samurai The Cucumber Buster Norberg "Powercat" Jeff Winslow "The Human Thermometer" Pat Joplin

Tom (He/Him)@tomdhj.bsky.social · last mo.

Been thinking about Comedy in Pro Wrestling, both good and bad, lately so thought I'd ask the question: What do you think is the most legitimately funny moment in wrestling? My vote is for Chuck Taylor trying to drown Archibald Peck. 🤼

I can't wait for The Tiger cinematic universe

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last mo.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now