Bob Geiger

@bobgeiger.bsky.social

Father, writer, political observer, hard-core Democrat. And sorry fake-patriot Trumpers but I'm a Veteran so don't tell me to leave my country. YOU leave. I prefer presidents who aren't rapists. #Resist #BlueResister

To my fellow Veterans who continue to support this rotting sack of garbage, who posts fake images of himself with Generals Patton and MacArthur - even suggesting he is more decorated - I say this: Did you ever have honor or decency? If you did, what the hell happened to them?

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Ah, yes, Commander Bone Spurs... He survived that upstate, suburban hell-hole, the New York Military Academy. And, in fact, still lives with the horrors of action he saw at Chlamydia Canal, Gonorrhea Gulch, and Syphilis Hill.

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Governor Newsom reminds Trump of what continues to be true: Blue states are the hosts, while Red states are the parasites. Without revenue from Blue states, the Red would fold like a Trump casino.

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The worm’s review began on a discouraging note, claiming that Kennedy’s brain was “almost impossible to find.” With one star, Kennedy’s brain ranks last in Yelp’s “Worm Dining” category, tied with Senator Ron Johnson’s brain. #Satire (or is it?) www.borowitzreport.com/p/worm-leave...

Worm Leaves Scathing Yelp Review of RFK Jr.’s Brain

The worm’s review began on a discouraging note, claiming that Kennedy’s brain was “almost impossible to find.”

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Whether El-Sayed or Stevens had won, here's what I like about Democratic primaries: Yes, there's too much money involved but, generally, the *people* are picking the nominee. Not some dictator-wannabe, papaya-hued primate, commanding his cult from the White House. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary, notching a Midwest victory for the left

The former public health official has defeated Rep. Haley Stevens, NBC News projects, despite facing a huge advertising disadvantage.

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Blanche on outlawing abortion nationwide: “We’re working… to get permanent solutions so the Dobbs decision becomes permanent in every single state. “We're putting practices and policies in place so that states and other organizations can't do things with mail order drugs and things like that."

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Acting AG Todd Blanche plans to outlaw abortion nationwide: We're working to get solutions so that the Dobbs decision becomes permanent in every single state. We're putting policies in place so that states can't do things like mail abortion drugs. We will have victory, and it will be permanent.

“I have viewed disturbing video taken last week in the Senate in which Senator Paul appears to be brain-dead,” Beshear told reporters. “As governor, I demand that he inform Kentuckians about his status—if, in fact, he is capable of human speech.” #Satire (?) www.borowitzreport.com/p/andy-beshe...

Andy Beshear Demands to Know if Rand Paul is Brain-Dead

“I have viewed disturbing video taken last week in the US Senate in which Senator Paul appears to be brain-dead,” Beshear said.

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