Bob Gurnett
@bobgurnett.com
An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.
And the movie is about them overthrowing their oppressive theocratic government, right? Right?
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2h ago‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’, starring Monica Barbaro & Callum Turner, debuts at 54% on Rotten Tomatoes. • The film is a rom-com version of ‘The Purge’ where premarital sex is outlawed except for one night every year. Read our review: bit.ly/OneNightDF
Why not Mars? Musk started building a colony there 4 years ago if his previous statements were true.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 8h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
This fucking sucks so bad. Brooklyn Vegan feels like the only good resource for upcoming shows out there. Live Nation clearly only wants you to know about shows happening at Live Nation venues. More like Bad Charlotte! Boo! pitchfork.com/story/brookl...
BrooklynVegan, Alt Press Hit With Mass Layoffs
Music publications Revolver and Goldmine have also been gutted by owners Veeps and Live Nation
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Listening to the Daily episode about the Michigan race and man, this Stevens lady might be the most offputting person I've ever listened to in my life. I'm from the Midwest and it feels like she's making fun of me.
This is an all timer. Maybe the best to ever do it.
Théo@tlpavlich.gay · 4d agoOkay I went back and recorded the WPBL anthem. I haven't seen a clip of it yet and....it needs to never be forgotten.
The lesson Marvel should be learning is that "if you wait 5 years between movies for a popular character, people will be excited" but the lesson they will learn is "if we release 2 Spiderman movies every year, we can make a billion dollars every time."
Wisconsin is the Tirana of the Upper Midwest.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2d agoThere he is! There's our guy!
This made me laugh but also made me want jambalaya real bad. Any NYCers got recs for good Cajun food?
Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 3d ago
Damn, maybe instead of being president he should have tried Open Mic Stand Up Comedy.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoSen. John Kennedy on Trump's blatant reflecting pool lies: "The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know if he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking out loud ... he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."
There is not a single outcome here that isn't going to be extremely funny.
Stereogum@stereogum.com · 6mo agoThe notoriously apolitical Jelly Roll says he plans to speak out about politics "in the next week"
It is extremely funny that this wannabe tough guy took almost a full week to stand up for his daughter.
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 3d agoSen. Bernie Moreno says Rep. Max Miller should not serve in the House after abuse allegations from Miller's ex-wife, who is Moreno’s daughter.
"Have you ever considered that some of these people will $5 million second homes might also be MY MOM?"
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 4d agoOhhhhhh this explains Alex Berenson’s whole deal
Does he truly believe he will be in better standing with Senate AFTER the election? Or does he not plan on having one?
Courtney Bublé@courtneybuble.bsky.social · 6d agoNEW Trump post on Todd Blanche "I have no objection to temporarily withdrawing Todd’s name, if they do not do the right thing, and putting him back after Cornyn and Tillis are out of office."
Listen, I don't wanna be chicken little about this but the market has lost faith in the Fed to manage inflation, everyone is realizing Musk and all of the AI freaks might be selling magic beans, and the war in Iran is widening. If an economic crash is gonna happen, it is gonna happen this week.
UNPOPULAR OPINION: DR. NEO CORTEX WOULD HAVE WON THE CRASH BANDICOOT VIDEOGAMES IF CRASH WERE UNABLE TO BREAK A WOODEN CRATE BY SPINNING REAL FAST
Max P III@blackballer.bsky.social · last wk.The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol
They've reached the MacGruber phase of begging people to rebuild society around their shitty product. www.youtube.com/shorts/FSg6T...
MacGruber will do anything 🤣 #shorts #macgruber #funny #willforte #ryanphillippe
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Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · last wk.“What we need to explain to the world: Number one, we are close to creating a genie that can grant any wish. Number two, we are going to make sure that our first wishes broadly benefit humanity” - Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI — This is definitely the opposite of Anthropic’s AI kills all jobs pitch.
I made the mistake of checking Trump's Truth Social to verify if something was fake or not (it was fake, I think) but it is truly astounding and worrying how much he posts in a day. I'm talking dozens if not 100s of posts in the last 24 hours.
Bari trying to build a team of offputting weirdos to rival Make It Make Sense.
Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social · last wk.Scoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.
It is cool that he did the legwork to confirm this, but it is so obviously made up bullshit just at face value. THOUSANDS of families? That would at minimum be a MAJORITY of 9/11 families. I don't believe you!
Judd Legum@juddlegum.bsky.social · last wk.1. This New York Post cover: “Thousands of 9/11 families demand Mamdani be banned from 25th-Anniversary” is a brazen lie. How do I know? I interviewed the organizer of the petition.
Homer could’ve saved us all these debates about which translation of the Odyssey is the best if he’d just written it in English in the first place
That's because he's already at the Fancy Farm upstate.
Politico@politico.com · last wk.McConnell to remain in rehab, will skip Fancy Farm picnic in Kentucky
Blade Runner without a generational director behind the wheel is destined to be garbage, I'm afraid.
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 2w agoBlade Runner 2099 - Official Teaser | Prime Video (Nov 25) www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dr8...
Bingo Night brought to you by Fan Duel incoming.
Pubity {bot}@pubity-x-bot.bsky.social · 2w agoZohran Mamdani has announced he is "cutting back on red tape" for small businesses. These include an extra permit for a restaurant to sell ice cream, barbershops requiring three licenses to cut hair and uncapping bingo prizes.
