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for some reason it's pronounced "twighty." i do standup and i go to the grocery store and that's basically it. www.davidtveite.com
reading about the new movie one night only and it's infuriating to see people reviewing a movie that they didn't even understand, obviously they picked this date because it's canadian hockey legend sid crosby's birthday.
realized earlier this week that i actually didn't read any of the books that were assigned to me in high school english. like literally any of them. i gotta check out this grapes of wrath shit i've heard so much about.
every day is an opportunity to embarrass yourself in a way you can never come back from
if the warner/paramount merger makes it harder for writers to make a living they should just do what david ellison did when he failed as an actor and become the ceo of paramount
it goes without saying that the ubiquity of this shit right now is sickening and depressing but even within the context of sports gambling betting on individual baseball games is total degenerate behavior
Josh Sternberg@joshsternberg.com · 6d agoMLB gets embroiled in a gambling scandal two years ago, with its once-in-a-century player, so it's very natural and reassuring that the NY Mets now partner with a prediction market. www.wsj.com/sports/baseb...
gotta be honest. i had never heard the term "pied-à-terre" before they started getting taxed in a different city in a different state on the other end of the country. so they probably should be taxed
sitting at my desk sighing heavily every 15 minutes so it seems like i'm working hard
even on a niche platform like this one it really ought to be so so easy to not think about the guy that everybody's arguing about again today
UNPOPULAR OPINION: DR. NEO CORTEX WOULD HAVE WON THE CRASH BANDICOOT VIDEOGAMES IF CRASH WERE UNABLE TO BREAK A WOODEN CRATE BY SPINNING REAL FAST
Max P III@blackballer.bsky.social · last wk.The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol
5 track ones: soundgarden - rusty cage (badmotorfinger) marvin gaye - what's going on (what's going on) mclusky - lightsabre cocksucking blues (mclusky do dallas) songs: ohia - farewell transmission (magnolia electric company) pulp - spike island (more)
if they make another saw movie there should be a trap where there's one guy who calls sandwiches "sandos" and one who calls them "sammies" and i don't care what the trap is but neither one of them should escape
right now our friend lindsey g is up there in heaven's mar-a-lago enjoying a big gray steak and a weirdly small number of boiled broccoli florets
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
hey does this count as doxxing? my enemies have discovered that if you send a letter with "BIG BITCH IDIOT" as the mailing address it automatically forwards to my house.
i would simply bypass charybdis entirely by running scylla over with my car
still crazy to me that the romans conquered england why the hell they do that
been watching widow's bay, wow. i've never lived on a cursed island but i have lived on a jinxed peninsula and a lot of this stuff hits really close to home.
the more i find out about this elon fellow the more i'm like "whoa this guy is weird"
Love how this Fast & Furious-themed menu at CityWalk just absolutely gives up on naming the last item
trailer for the new tom cruise movie contains clips from every single movie tom cruise has ever appeared in and it's like... yeah you guys. we actually already know about tom cruise?
this is how dumb you sound, democrats, when you accept the absurd premise that this is an issue that you need to campaign on
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "We had transgender for everybody. Men in women's sports came ravaging through our cities."
ugh if hollywood made bill & ted's excellent adventure now i bet they'd make socrates woke
ok no joke i was driving home after the new christopher nolan movie and i got cut off by a honda odyssey
this is already a real golden age of ways to become insane but imagine the level we could get to if we put lead back in gasoline
rooney rule may not be pushing nfl teams to hire more black coaches but at least it's pushing them to cynically waste a bunch of black coaches' time
Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social · 2w agoVery in depth piece by @kalynkahler.bsky.social, Kris Rhim and Jason Reid on how the Rooney Rule is failing black coaches in the NFL www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
guy who has only seen pee wee's big adventure but on a weird rip where the sound is all fucked up, seeing his second movie: "getting a lot of pinky herman vibes from this..."
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "I fought Ossoff before, as you know, And we won. He reminds me of Pinky Herman."
roughly what kind of person am i dealing with if they have an email address from protonmail dot com