Tomorrows news today: The winner in Michigan was the Abdul El Sayed campaign, but it’s important to recognise the loser in Michigan too: Also somehow the Abdul El Sayed campaign.
Some people are pivoting too hard against reactionary nostalgism and acting like no aspect of society has being harmed by enshittification since the 80s, but will also point out that every shitty thing can be traced back to Reagan, whose policies started ruining everything in the 80s.
Since Hailey Stevens main appeal was electability to beat the GOP, it should be easy for her voters to unite behind whatever the result, right? Right? The electability thing wasn't some establishment line to stop us from having a more equitable society was it? WAS IT?
Politico@politico.com · 11h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE'LL EAT IT. TEACH A MAN TO FISH AND HE'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO FISH
Due to woke decadence, I no longer receive presents from santa. Soft men create hard times etc
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 15h agoSo this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary
Nolan should have written Achilles into the movie played by Conor McGregor for a flashback single scene where he's sucking Patroclus' dick
"debunking" something that is so self evident proves he lives in a purely abstract universe where "chart" supercedes reality, the way terfs think chromosomes determine the gender you live as.
katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · yesterdayokay now he's gone too far
Jonah Hill will beat you up if you mention Superbad around him but not this nightmare baby oil rotation
Absolutely losing my mind at this video of a guy surrounded by horror paintings in a hospital waiting room
It called "naked dressing" and it's actually a fashion trend that has been going in and out of style for centuries, your honor
My need for a pussy in order to be a fully functional embodied human is actually nothing like some incel taking T or smashing their face with hammers hope this helps
Why would I plant a tree for shade I'll never use? That's just going to create dependency
Scientist: makes sure the room is sterile Me: (biting the rooms balls off) on it
Me on shark tank: my revolutionary chocolate smoothies are a real gamr changer but don't take my word for it have a sample! Kevin O'Leary: that tastes literally like diarrhea. Me: EAT MY POOP FUCKER! THIS IS FOR THE TREES
Cinema. This needs to be a tiktok audio to make fun of america
Théo@tlpavlich.gay · 4d agoOkay I went back and recorded the WPBL anthem. I haven't seen a clip of it yet and....it needs to never be forgotten.
Graham Platner has been accused of sexual assault and donestic violence. Here's why that means you shouldn't vote for Abdul El-sayad
Once they give bluesky an algorithm I'll be able to complain about being shadowbanned rather than just annoying
Bluesky is a record store full of staff that hate their customers for daring to shop there instead of get high with them at burning man
The only people risking blowing the midterm are centrist democrats who would rather burn the country down and rule over the ashes than surrender an ounce of power.
I'm so fucking high on hormones I feel like licking toilet bowls in the ladies room
Hot railed 3 Gs of estrogen and a couple surgeries. I feel unstoppable, might climb the wells fargo tower or do donuts. I'm invincible!
If I made this my pfp do you think daily mail would put it on the front page of their news paper
Philly has a Rocky statue because their local hero is a fictional loan shark enforcer who sucked at boxing. Burbank has a Batman statue because their local hero is fictional billionaire who likes to drive around at night and assault the mentally ill.
If it was transphobic to consume divergent people would still be like "but the books mean a lot to me :(" even though nobody likes divergent. And warner bros would still be making divergent movies.