Bored Jake
@boredjake.bsky.social
He/him, bi SWer- Making ends meet with Uber and Lewds Tumblr user, real dad, neurodivergent, Obstinate! $nichenerd OF: https://onlyfans.com/bearish-nerd-dad Deleted the Fansly
@colliflower95.bsky.social I'm nekkid in your gym, but you're not here
If a big guy like me was ready to spend a little more on, say, t-shirts, at what brick-and-mortar might I want to shop?
Did you know that when you're trying to pass a kidney stone, the world doesn't stop? You might not have to go to work (I do), but you still have to hang clothes, take out trash, and clean up cat shit. If only we could invent having other people in the same house...
Most of my current WebToons reading list. Forgive the alt text. Some names are so long, I can't remember them and if I leave bsky to look, this won't post 😓
Got a Hump Day video going up on my paid OF in about 30 minutes. Just sayin' 😏
If you feel like you don't get the attention you deserve from me for some reason, now is a good time to speak up. I'll hear you out 🎙💬 (This does not mean "Yeah, I wish you were deep in ass" talk)
The best I've ever done in this 2017 Nissan Rogue Sport (suv)
Filling out dating profiles for ENM is so hard. It sounds like I'm trying to re-home a family pet. "He doesn't need much, as he's moderately self-sufficient. He just needs attention and to feel loved. He's been through a lot, so pls be patient. Will bite." 🐶🐱
Mentally ill doordash sex worker: you can assume I'm on SNAP, right? I shouldn't be scared to tell you? As of Sept 1, my benefits will be cut until November because they've been overpaying. Previous notice says they've been underpaying, so raised my benefits. I just can't win.
WHY WON'T THIS VIDEO LOAD IN THE EDITOR? There's so little I even need to do to it, just fucking load!
Pre-gym #fcf Started a free OF, if you wanna stop by an give some supportive likes