Alf Fairweather

@boredofjam.bsky.social

It'll be retro computers, cats and swearing, but not necessarily in that order. And not enough of any of them for it to be much use.

Anthropic is out with new nonsense about Claude (or the collection of models called Claude) deserving moral consideration and/or be able to feel distress, so my inbox is filling up with journos asking me to comment. I've also got a day job, so here is a brief set of public comments on this: >>

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It was so great to see you in the audience, Alf! A big enough surprise for me to forget your name! Thanks so much for being there. I’ll let you know when I’m next in Ipswich and we can have a proper catch up. The book festival was amazing. What a great thing for Ipswich.

Here is the full packaging for the upcoming Mr Benn dvd release. All the cartoons have been restored & look Fabulous. There are loads of extras, including a cd of Mr Benn - The Music. We hope you love it!! Please pass the word...

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Last night I dreamt that, much like when Hancock went missing and Seagoon took over on Hancock's Half Hour for a bit, Peter Falk got fed up with being Columbo for a while in the 70s so William Shatner took over the part for a few episodes and it was awesome.

Just started up @plex.tv & I've got the new version & it's utterly unbearable and deliberately broken. All customisation has gone. I've got ghost libraries I can't access but can't remove from my profile + it shits all its own online services bullshit onto the screen. This weekend: install Jellyfin.

I was playing Rainbow Islands last night on both the Amiga and the ZX Spectrum. Both are great conversions, the Speccy one is an incredible feat (well done, Graftgold). I needed reminding of the keys to play and came across this mysterious text in the instruction manual that says...

Having spent a number of hours asking Copilot to extract data marked "value=" from a 134 line XML file yesterday & it not being able to do it, I can assure you that 1. Writing the VBA to do it myself was faster & more satisfying and 2. OpenAI's latest rogue AI PR bullshit is just that: Bullshit.

To help me test two-player #BBCMicro Elite, I’ve added “AI Pilot” as an option It uses the game’s 1984 tactics routines to fly player 2 (bottom view) It’s really interesting to watch Elite’s original “AI” from inside the other ship’s cockpit - in this case, an NPC Python #retrocomputing (1/3)