Every day I block domino’s from texting me and every day they breach the perimeter of iMessage again
They shoulda made the alert noise that Australian kid going EEMMMEERGINCY from Simpsons
No one is ever gonna love meeeeeeeeeeeeeee even tho I got great tits
Calipress changed the menu and I’m fucken filthy about it I demand my cali beef bowl
Why the FUCK is there a half time show in the World Cup now is nothing sacred
everything i know about ww2 i learned from the original call of duty (2002). for example did you know when the russians retook stalingrad from germany they did it in the quake 3 engine
at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell
How come kids all know how to do that demon screech sound like they are emerging from hell?
This is gonna give me a heart attack too many bangers and fooken mash innit
getting away from the bad screen at work and home to the good screen. real bortheads remember
Personally I love it when a vendor hands over a pile of untested crap and tells me it’s ready
Thank you to the football for giving me a legitimate reason to watch tv at work
How you getting in a world cup team when you cant not hit da post lad
Shut the fuck up. You want to be nasty own it. You selling titty milk like it on the menu at Baskin Robins. Stop being a dumb bitch. The only health benefit is attracting simps. Now put that shit in a wifu cup with tits they gotta suck on and you got yourself a product. You're welcome. FUCK.
Talentless fake violin man slop. God I really hate him