Ruth
@bouledenerfs.bsky.social
The black and white cat is called Penny Views from my own brain and not my employer's
This passage makes me want to just log off and throw my phone in the river. The discourse on this has officially reached its end
My mum innocently asked me if I'd listened to "What Happened to Aldrich Kemp?" (almost) and I had to restrain myself from doing a Julian Simpson extended universe conspiracy pinboard.
OK seems I'm actually fine and should be releasing protein into the atmosphere.
Didn't realise how much of an aqua fit class involves wrestling a pool noodle underwater.
@batariangal.eurosky.social you may enjoy this www.theguardian.com/games/2026/j...
SingStar Take That anyone? The strange joy of charity shop video games
Hidden gems can be unearthed, but you have to dig deep into the bargain bins of countless outdated Fifas, Wii Fits without the controllers and partially finished quizshow games
theguardian.com
I know that everyone loves anthropomorphisation but I just walked past an empty unit in a shopping centre with a sign explaining it was “enjoying some me time” and surely there are limits.
Lady at church keeps referring to going for a coffee at Nero's Cafe, which is what I shall be calling it from now on.
truly incredible things are happening in the roman catholic home decor fb groups
What I love about all train companies is they all believe very deeply that they have Japanese or Swiss levels of reliability when they plan your transfer time. Ten minutes interchange at Florence, Trenitalia? Really? Ten minutes at Darlington, LNER? Seriously?
Phone wants to turn all instances of "romcom" into "Roscommon".
My (British) parents really didn't like Dubya and I responded by saying "well I bet John Kerry wears UNDERPANTS ON HIS HEAD" and my mum accused me of watching Dick & Dom
ben doyle@thewheatgerm.bsky.social · last yr.the only time in my life i ever got a concussion was in kindergarten because i wouldn’t stop talking about how much i loved massachusetts senator john kerry and another kid picked me up and threw me at a tree
Concept of Fleetwood being in Y*rkshire probably has my dad rolling in his grave that he's not even in yet because he's not dead.
James Austin@jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 4d agoRETVRN
Found that French folk musicians are surprisingly good at Irish music.
Cannot get my head around Andy Burnham being PM, not as a political statement but I can't compute that he's done the letters of last resort etc. Better not get a concussion any time soon.
Penny absolutely hates this advert. Whenever it comes on she goes 👁👁 youtu.be/-dy34qtunV0?...
ManyPets Pet Insurance. For Life With Your Tailmates - ManyPets TV advert 2025.
YouTube video by ManyPets
youtu.be
Went to the community pool for a 20 minute swim at lunch on the grounds it's better than nothing and it has this stupid blobby seal
*Trojan historian watching as the Achaeans break down the gates* Wow, my civilization is undergoing a complex transformation from a heavily centralized and stratified administrative society to a more socially-fragmented modality of living in which material culture is dispersed amidst smaller sites.
Just remembered how my dad used to watch Primeval. What Were All That About!!!
I think 2004 made me think Greece was better at football than it was.
Tried to explain to my kid what travelling abroad was like in the pandemic and it started “well there was this guy called Grant Shapps,.. every Thursday before your holiday he would post on… this thing called Twitter… his personal account… then you’d cancel your flight”. And you just sound MENTAL.
Help my brain has fallen out is it normal for the heat to make your brain fall out
