Gar Logan
@boybeast.bsky.social
BEAST BOY — Couldn't find the off switch, so I'm stuck on Beast Mode for life.
Grass tea, grass therapy, grass oil, grass treatment, grass cleaning, grass diet, grass FAST touch GRASS
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[Minding his own business.] …Yeww neveurghhh take me to Baaaaangladeeeeshhhh—
𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕
Don’t look at me, Gar, I hold the power of Samsung fridge money at my side enyenyenye—
Don’t look at me like that, Gar. You’d probably burn them too-
STRAIGHT BUGGIN’, SILKIE’S BUGGIN’, HE BE BUGGIN’ ON THE BEAT! GOTALOTTARHYMESANTHEY’RELOVIN’INTHESTREETISPITFIRELIKEIDOWN’D55HABANEROSGETTIN’CRAZYGETTIN’FREAKYONTHABEATYADON’TBELIEVEMEI’MAMAZINGI’MATIKITORCHTHAT’SBEATINGGETTINGFLAMINGBUGGINGIT’SWHATIDO— [Deep heaving gasp for breath.]
[Spread out over the couch, staring blankly at the ceiling.] …Titans karaoke.
[BIIIIIIIG STRETCH followed by a bIIIIIIIIIG YA— Crack. Doubles over, reaching for the small of his back.] oOOooOooOOugh.
You didn’t see your face during the shark nest scene.
I DON'T look like that.