My youngest son apparently posses “pre-shit clarity”: he has to poop so bad it causes a trance like state that allows him mentat level clarity and abilities in the game Clue, ending with the right guess quick so he can end the game and move those bowels.
Boy George Orwell
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Walk without rhythm and you won’t attract a worm
For me, irony is desperately needing to use the rest room at Barnes and Noble. All those books, taunting me. I am unable to ready any of them on the bowl.
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Next thing you know she’ll say there is no shadow government run by a Jewish Cabal and Reptilian aliens from Sirius on Good Morning America while George Stephanopoulos nods on in agreement…
Really don't think it's good that the AP is trying to rehab Loomer's reputation
Rumor is she has The Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin on the case…
Education Secretary Linda McMahon and Maria Bartiromo push complete BS about public schools secretly making kids trans without the knowledge of their parents. McMahon says she's doing a number of investigations about it.
Powerful stuff and another strong example of just how crappy most police are; feels like 90% of the time it’s luck that gets a perp, not any skill of the dept or its investigators.
I hope you’ll read the story here: www.propublica.org/article/alic...
Youngest has Trypanophobia pretty bad; immunizations due for school this year. He looked to some peers for reassurance and as preteen/teen boys are apt to do, they ripped on him instead. He was feeling pretty low yesterday. Being 12 ain’t easy.
“…and I can think of no more-fitting punishment for Larry Ellison than for the company to burn every dollar it has trying to build the poor man’s version of Microsoft Azure using an AI lab incubated by Microsoft itself. Fuck Larry Ellison.” @edzitron.com *chefs kiss* 5 stars, no notes.
Steve Scalise over here not understanding how restaurants or IDs actually work. #gop
It’s Comic Con time! Yay! *looks around. World is on fire figuratively and literally* Sigh. Yay. #sdcc
I am left with about 0 faith in mankind lately. I understand people will die. I just can’t fathom encouraging it to happen and actively looking for ways to add cruelty to the equation. No matter how much money or power I might have or the actions would net me.
The biggest takeaway from #intothewoodchipper by @nenrich.bsky.social is: sometimes in life, there really isn’t anything you can do to improve a situation. You’re there to bear witness, and take an accounting. And maybe if we’re all very lucky, by doing so in the future things will be better.
I’m only like 20 pages in on #intothewoodchipper by @nenrich.bsky.social and I already just want to breath the fuck out of Elon Musk.
You know what always works and *never* radicalizes a population? Total attack on their infrastructure and population. Totally works. No need to look for any sort of historical precedent on if it’s a risk. Eyeroll.
Numbers are great; Nix is not a top 5 QB though. That’s not as big a diss as it seems. You don’t have to have a top 5 to win a SB. Nix can’t make the same types of throws. You understand his limits and build around it. I could not care less about the comparisons so long as we win.
#Broncos' Bo Nix deserves more respect. Just compare his numbers to Patrick Mahomes, Justin Herbert: www.denverpost.com/2026/07/17/b... #DenverBroncos #BroncosCountry #NFLNews
There is always some positive in any loss: #lindseygraham can’t hurt anyone else now.
In this heat, I’m doin a lot of grilling but very little chillin #facts
I feel like I need to go see #messi play in person. Like, not doing so would be a missed opportunity.
Inappropriate yet true: rumor has it that McConnell is brain dead and on life support. This news presupposes that he hasn’t already been brain dead for decades.
Thanks Ding Dong Donald for getting Belgium EXTRA fired up- sure they didn't need a LOT more motivation cause this is a BIG deal for all the players but still. It could not have helped. #USMNT Hell of a run men. Thank you for a great tourney! I left more impressed than I ever thought I would.
Really really hoping for some tighter Defense in the second half #USMNT Easy to say, harder to do. Let's go for it. Were out if we lose, so play to win it all.
Like, is it me or does #messi seem like an OK dude? Is it just that I don't speak Spanish and did not follow him in detail in Spain? I just would like to think that the world's best player is also an OK dude, in as much as a superstar athlete can be. #WorldCup26
America Salutes Great Evacuations! From the evacuation of Athens in 480BC to the Kabul Airlift, the Trump Administration is here to remind you that U are at the heart of an Evac! #4thofjuly
Gutfeld is the loud middle age white guy in the office that people will pretend to take phone calls or have earphones in to avoid talking to.
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
About halfway through #ThePainBrokers by @eburch.bsky.social and MY.GOD. Greed and arrogance astounds me. Awesome read so far.
Messi is amazing. Loving the Cape Verde Keeper too. Great match the last 10 minutes. #worldcup26
Oldest left today to head back home to WA State. He was here for May and June. Kinda breaks me each time he leaves. Feels like a giant hole.
Not sure how far this #USMNT can go. Impressed with them so far, and enjoying the ride. Round of 16, #Belgium here we come. #worldcup26
15 minutes plus stoppage. Let’s go #USMNT You got this. #worldcup26