Brendan Parry Kaufmann
@bpkaufmann.bsky.social
Audible Shape. Semi-Ambulatory Cheese Disposal System. Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Cat-Wrangler. No DMs unless I know you IRL. 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇬🇪🇦🇲🇨🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰🇮🇸🏳️🌈🖤💛❤️
A thought to ponder - beer. Breakfast AND dessert, in one convenient pint? Discuss.
"Bristol Stoolchart" is my American News Anchor nom de plume and alter-ego. Also, I am twelve.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Timeline cleanser. I would follow Frank into battle. And I hope my brother there cheering him on has nothing but good days ahead.
April Glick Pulito@aprilglick.bsky.social · 2d agoabout to start the day but just watched the entirety of this baby turtle’s first journey to sea on TikTok and feel renewed vigor to take on the day. maybe you’ll like it, too sound on is a must
I swear by the risen Christ, the next imbecile who doesn't silence their phone in a movie theatre while I'm trying to quietly enjoy a film, I will flay the skin from their face and make them fucking eat it.
In a sensible world, this idiot and any like her would be arrested, charged, and put on a permanent no-fly list. In a *very* sensible world, she'd be ejected from the aircraft. While it was airborne.
Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · 5d agoI stood in this room once, during Obama's presidency. True story. Trump may as well smeared his own shit all over the walls, and it wouldn't look as disgusting as this. Ghastly. Fucking horrifying.
Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · last wk.Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino posted this video of the Oval Office and it somehow looks even more embarrassing than I realized
Hey @royalsociety.org, this is your most esteemed Fellow doing white supremacy again. He's a nazi. He's murdered many thousands. Yet you say nothing and implicitly endorse his fascism. As a Fellow he's your ambassador. Are these your views he presents? Are you white supremacists? #SpinelessCowards
Snigdha@snig.bsky.social · 2w agoTweet from Elon Musk: “Anyone who opposites remigration is a traitor” posted yesterday. Open white supremacist rhetoric from the richest fascist in the world.
Well. So this is sixty. Pretty much the same as fifty-nine, I'd note. No idea how I'm meant to feel about this. Still waiting for the instructional handbook on how to operate this thing. Making it up as I go along - which works most of the time. Per Ardua Ad Astra.
Good morning. If Mr. David Balrog doesn't sound like Professor John Frink LIKE HE DOES IN THE BOOK, then we fucking riot.
Professor Frink Explains Math on Blackboard
Alt: Professor Frink. M-hey! HOYVEN-glavin.
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IGN@ign.com · 2w agoFor the first time ever, the Balrog will speak in The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power Season 3! Star Trek and Mission Impossible actor Simon Pegg will be voicing the fiery creature, as revealed at #SDCC 2026.
If this isn't the best thread ever committed to the Bluesky, it's surely pretty bloody close.
Tom Cox@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 2w agoTHREAD. 3 & 1/4 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he'd been living, in rural Cornwall, & decided he wanted to live with us instead. We decided to call him Jim. This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st 2022
Jesus Elizabeth Christ, just look at this goddamn thing. If a mortician left a client looking like this, they'd be drummed out the profession, and stripped of their top hat and cadaver tongs. * ... ... ...* cadaver tongs may not be a real thing, I dunno.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agothis is a real, unaltered photo of Trump during his rally in Georgia today (Kevin Dietsch/Getty)
but they already made a historically accurate version of the odyssey?
Sweet Jesus on a tricycle, the unspeakable horrors my schoolmates and I would have visited upon this thing... ...and that would be *before* someone tried to fuck its face, on a dare. ...also - why the *fuck* is it wearing glasses??
Mashable@mashable.com · 3w agoAI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
Oh, no. Vale, Sam Neill. A master of the art form - and a good man.
Heatherface Wixson@thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 3w agoThank you for everything, Sam Neill. Truly a fearlessly singular performer who gave us fans so much. 🖤
Timeline cleanser - isn't this lovely? I saw a Pine Marten once, very early in the morning, as I was wandering Yellowstone National Park a few years ago. Gorgeous little forest sprite he was - watched me for a bit, and then went about his day. I saw wolves, as well. That was a bloody good day.
UnfamiliarArts@unfamiliararts.bsky.social · 4w agoAn ivy covered pine marten forest spirit. This little piece will be available Friday, July 17th at 8pm Eastern time!
Good morning. An observation, for the current moment (and in anticipation for a few future ones - yes, *one* in particular): If the dead are so concerned with being spoken ill of, then perhaps they should have been a better person while they still drew breath.
One evil old fucker confirmed dead, another almost certainly gone... ...come on America. Let's make it a hat trick. Three for three. You know who I mean.
20 centimetres by 5 centimetres. Damn right it belongs in a museum. ....also - I am twelve.
Dr Alex Fitzpatrick@animalarchaeology.com · 4w ago🏺 With England and Norway currently facing off, let us come together over something that unites both sides - mainly the Lloyds Bank Coprolite from the Jorvik (now York). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_...
@nightcourtliker.bsky.social you didn't punch her hard enough, mate.
Hunter Felt 🏳️⚧️@hunterfelt.bsky.social · 4w agoOkay. Let us see what Amanda Palmer is doing these days. Oh she convinced the fans that she's exploiting to send her their most precious posessions so she can SET THEM ON FIRE FOR A VIDEO www.spinmagazine.com/2026/07/aman...
All you will ever need to know about the Clacton by-election in the UK - and the frog-faced, yawping, greedy pink shit-blister who's caused it...and just a little about the caped alien superhero with a dustbin for a head, who is going to humiliate that fucking idiot at a sub-atomic level.
John Birmingham@birmo.bsky.social · 4w agoI am, of course, all in on the Binface Discourse.
Boosting the signal on this. I've long ago walked away from anything Meta - and would recommend others do so, too - but some people still find its products have utility. But I'd strongly suggest you do this - protect yourselves, and your art, whatever that may be. Fuck AI.
SAG-AFTRA@sagaftra.org · 4w agoMeta now lets anyone use your Instagram photos in AI images without your consent. SAG-AFTRA recommends that #SagAftraMembers (and all Instagram users) opt-OUT of Meta’s new AI image generation tool, Muse Image. Take action to protect your likeness.
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
All that money, and that flabby, delusional racist charlatan has not a single real friend in all the world.
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 4w agoMusk: “SpaceX will be worth more than the rest of Earth if we accomplish our goals”
If you think this performing toaster oven is going to give you anything beyond hot garbage, strip-mined, bleached and desecrated from the work of actual creatives who were never paid, then perhaps the kindest thing you can do for yourself is feed yourself feet-first into a tree shredder.
NBC News@nbcnews.com · last mo.The comedy-drama will star AI "actor" Tilly Norwood in a “hybrid production with traditional film and TV professionals — such as directors, writers and editors — working alongside AI specialists, with AI training and mentorship built into the production itself,” the company says.
Wishing Ghost and Goblin happy birthday, today. Brother and sister, found under a porch in LA at five weeks old, now citizens of Melbourne, Australia - where they mostly spend their days sleeping, eating, destroying my couch, and waiting for their next thought to turn up. Love my little guys.
