“I’m here to destroy shareholder value and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of gum”

X: cigarettes Facebook: cigarettes Instagram: cigarettes Threads: cigarettes Bluesky: cigarettes with menthol

im diagnosing the planet with having a stage four americanoma

donald trump? the tv ballroom decorator?

I found a 15 year old YouTube video called “Tim Curry as Mick Jagger.AVI”

The US Government: “our top priority has been and always will be to polish our president’s turds until they gleam and sparkle like a mirror that American families can really see themselves in.”

what if trump just keeps “renovating” buildings as a cover to demolish washington ?

I’m rewatching an early 80s Japanese space opera version of the Odyssey called “Ulysses 31”

Animated Space Adventure Characters

ALT: Animated Space Adventure Characters

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instead of an inner critic he has this

i have an inconvenient truth on dvd

I’m just calling it the gulf of Ontario

updating american textbooks again

THESE ARE MY UNITED LAKES OF WHATEVER

if you’re going to adopt an emotional support celebrity in their 80s, you’ve got to be prepared for the challenges

I rewatched Legend back in the winter and the whole time I was just waiting to see this guy

Tim Curry's Devil Laugh

ALT: Tim Curry's Devil Laugh

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SPAAAYYCCE

Tim Curry Says SPACE!

ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE!

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If you’re looking for some Tim Curry deep cuts there’s “Peter Pan and the Pirates” where he plays Captain Hook as a Shakespearean insult machine; or the American tokusatsu “Superhuman Samurai Cyber Squad” where he played an evil computer demon called “Kilokahn”.

Sam Neill, Dolly Parton, Tim Curry. Welp, that’s three. Thanks for playing, better luck next time.

things have really gone to shit since tim curry died

what a dum president

If I was odysseus I would have simply sailed straight home

ruthkanda will appear in avengers: secret wars according to sources

Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved

Instagram used to be where you went to see what your hipster pals were eating for lunch. now it’s where you go to read astroturf spam slop about which avengers have never kissed

[Exit Queen.]

I screamed “GOOOOOOD MORNIIIIING VIETNAAAAAM” at my cat this morning but she didn’t get the reference

I just renamed the Ohio river the “go fuck yourself eh” river.

I jumped higher than mario one time but nobody saw

the green hornet and kato look suspiciously like britt reid and his chinese manservant kato