Not to rub it in but knowing tomorrow is the first day of two weeks off feels fantastic.

I don't like to comment on anyone's body but Ariana Grande looks thinner than Karen Carpenter in her latest music video. I really hope someone is helping her.

Happy Digimon Day!!

Digimon Adventure: August 1st, 1999

ALT: Digimon Adventure: August 1st, 1999

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Can't believe I'm missing a sold out screening of GLITTER tonight.

One of the neighbours had a hosepipe sprinkler spinning around, spraying their garden for hours. Thames Water don't want reports of anyone breaking the ban. So, what's the point? 🤷

People with Apple Watch alerts for loud sound, please stop going to the cinema if you're going to complain every time it sends you a notification when seeing a film. Your little microphone is not accurate.

While fires rage in large parts of Europe incl UK, farmers face crop failure and livestock loss, every RefUK or Tory politician on the news must be challenged on their "let's do away with costly net zero nonsense" stance, side-by-side with live images of the cost of inaction. Expose the charlatans.

Tom Holland's Spider-Man films have been impressively consistent. None have reached the level of Spider-Man 2 yet but that's quite a high bar.

🦈 SHARK WEEK 🦈

Taking note of everyone who complains about no longer being allowed to use ChatGPT in my workplace 👁️

Can we please collectively ignore the current class of political journalists? It's time THEY had a reshuffle.

James O’Brien@mrjamesob.bsky.social · 2w ago

New PM, same old media: Burnham is now simultaneously being accused of spending money he hasn't got on the policies he announces *and* not spending enough money on the policies he announces.

It's almost like the press is owned by people with nefarious goals. Who'd have thunk!

Josh Gabbatiss@joshgabbatiss.bsky.social · 2w ago

As Ed Miliband leaves his post as energy and net-zero secretary, a final tally: There have been an incredible 251 newspaper editorials attacking him and his approach to net-zero since the start of 2024 That amounts to two editorials a week, mainly in the Sun, Daily Mail, Times and Daily Telegraph.

Hope that Bridget Phillipson has only stayed as Minister for Women and Equalities if she rethinks her position on the EHRC's nonsensical guidance on taking a piss.

John Healey being made Chancellor after resigning over the treasury not committing to more defence spending is very funny.

Burnham's first speech is what I've always wanted to hear from a PM... but his Cabinet choices are really going to make it clear whether any of it's realistic or not.

Trump gatecrashing another celebration. Attention seeking little bitch.

What is Micah Richards on every time the BBC roll him out as a pundit? Calm down, man.

The queen in Comptons keeps playing 00s Mariah 🧘

The people lobbying for this are the exact people he should be ignoring. Short-sighted climate vandalism at a time our green energy sector is growing (over a million workers are now supported by the net zero economy) would be a foolish step in the wrong direction. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Burnham to announce plans for new North Sea oil and gas drilling

Drilling has become a controversial topic for the Labour party after the 2024 manifesto pledged to not issue new licences.

bbc.co.uk

Finally, a category that can facilitate a Lydia Tár comeback.

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 3w ago

Dang they really got a category for everything

Someone living near me has invested in an ultrasonic pest repeller and it's driving me INSANE. Can we please ban these nuisance devices?

Ed Miliband is the only choice that would suggest meaningful change. Mahmood would be Burhman's first big mistake if he did choose her.

Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 3w ago

Shabana Mahmood set to be named UK chancellor by Andy Burnham ft.trib.al/B8BshzA

You must surely know you're the villain, and happy with being so, in a scenario where you're up against Amnesty International.

Thirsty for drinks or men that look like Jude? Maybe both? Either way, sounds worth checking out.

Sophie Heawood@heawood.bsky.social · 3w ago

Srsly who is going to commission me to report on this crucial event? It’s just down the road from my thirst

I feel like I'm in a permanent state of exhaustion at the moment. I need autumn 🍂

Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.

"Oh, so. So, you doin' the bending?"

Braut summer is over.

Is it Braut Summer?