I have never been so happy to see rain

Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:

It was always unlawful, under the Highways Act 1980. But I don't suppose Suella would know that, being a lawyer, MP and former Attorney General.

Lads I’m pished

Hello! Not to be all LinkedIn but I’m in between jobs at the moment and looking for freelance stuff so if you know anyone after a web developer or anything digital / design give me a shout 💫

hot girls vote labour in the gm mayoral elections btw xx

I know it’s the law but confirming my name and showing my ID to a poll clerk who I work with every day feels a bit silly 😭

Balls smooth like my brain

Bought a few and actually quite like them ☺️☺️☺️

Conor@cxnor.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Going on holiday and want to wear speedos because everyone else is but my hips are too fat wahhhh ☹️☹️☹️

In a suspiciously good mood today

y'all, if I were PM? First thing? Ban .webp images

We’re all going to die lol www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

OpenAI says its AI went rogue and launched 'unprecedented' cyber-attack

It is one of the first publicly disclosed cyber-attacks carried out by AI without direct human involvement.

bbc.co.uk

Ah, the great wisdom of Polymarket.

German broadcast. Nailed it

I have the tiniest little bit of a chest starting to appear

The people I’m going on holiday with in a couple of months suddenly aggressively hitting the gym and getting PTs is tressing me out let me be fat in peace 😭

Honestly can’t disagree with this. Since I moved north I’ve noticed so much more how big institutions like virtually all media outlets sneer at northerners and this is a part of it. Mocking regional accents is last form of acceptable discrimination, says MP www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Mocking regional accents is last form of acceptable discrimination, says MP

MPs debated how prejudice against strong regional accents could affect social mobility in Westminster Hall.

bbc.co.uk

put up the licence fee QR code now, you cowards

Did you see that ludicrous display last night

Would love to sleep for more than five hours a night

Had potentially the nicest old fashioned I've had in about 5 years last night and I can't stop thinking about it

Going to a bar I’ve been wanting to visit for ages later and I need to stop thinking about martinis before 10am.

On my way, Clacton.

The photos app has chosen today to keep doing memories of my 30th and now I feel old and embittered

I am renouncing gin

Want to be 22 again 😤