Tory walked so Tommy Teepell could slip and fall in his own feces while pissing in his own mouth

Tory Brown (she/her)@downtowntbrown.bsky.social · 15h ago

When I was organizing against the Iraq War almost 20 years ago, I asked John McCain a question at a town hall in New Hampshire. youtu.be/IK-AQFNIwIE?...

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

This is the worst fucking pitch I've ever seen

The Republicans may have an OK chance of limiting damage in November if they can convince the most un-shut-the-fuck-up-able man in the world to please just shut the fuck up. Tough spot!

It's important we denounce the Muslim Brotherhood because they shoot over a thousand innocent Americans every year and spy on women through surreptitiously placed cameras, and lie under oath because they believe their way of life permits it. Oh wait, my bad, that's cops.

Been doing a lot of thinking on the same topic, as I'm working on a feature script called "The Trial of John Brown", and Cillian Murphy stands out as a surprisingly strong choice for JB in 2026

Mad Scholar Frights@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 4d ago

Back in 2001, I wrote a 65-page treatment for a 3-hr John Brown movie to be directed by John Frankenheimer, in 35mm b&w: God's Angry Man. He wanted Lance Henriksen as John Brown & Clarence Williams III as Frederick Douglass. Still bummed it didn't happen. (He died in 2002.)

It's so cool that you don't even have to give a website your email address anymore, you just visit once and you're automatically on the list! FUCKING LOVE THAT AND DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO [redacted] EVERY SINGLE PERSON AT THE COMPANY!

@framed.wtf your site is working great with the ads, no notes

Kanopy is easily the best streaming platform, after only my Plex server

Brooke@brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 5d ago

I just rediscovered Kanopy and Hoopla and they are extremely good, way better than I remember. Highly recommend, especially since I have discovered you can stack your cards with everything and it's so rad, no creepy surveillance, no weird genAI mascots, no fucking ads, political or otherwise

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cue the M*A*S*H theme song www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0xy...

M*A*S*H • Suicide Is Painless • Johnny Mandel

YouTube video by HD Film Tributes

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 6d ago

The ICE officer who faces charges for road raging in Minneapolis (pulling a gun on a random motorist who blocked him from driving his unmarked SUV on the shoulder) broke into tears on the stand and said he was under a lot of stress, ok?

Absolutely incredible meltdown. Get this guy talking in public as often as possible!

Baltimore Banner@thebaltimorebanner.com · 7d ago

Republican Rep. Andy Harris incorrectly told a reporter they were breaking the law as the reporter and others recorded an exchange with him last night. Harris had just wrapped up a debate with Democratic challenger Dan Schwartz.

this shit is so funny, homie hasn't had to talk to a normal human being in like a decade, and he IMMEDIATELY fills his diaper

Baltimore Banner@thebaltimorebanner.com · 7d ago

U.S. Rep. Andy Harris said he opposed Trump’s Russia deal and blamed Democratic environmental policy for the diesel price spikes at last night's debate. The audience of roughly 200 people erupted in laughter at the answer. He lost his cool. buff.ly/WPbI8iz

Weird story. Did he not read a script? Did the script change substantially?

Ant@agramuglia.bsky.social · last wk.

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

Am incredible thread of people just YEARNING for something to be triggered by

I am furious, but I am sailing@stcaffeinated.bsky.social · 2w ago

if I speak, twitter will suspend me

my boys too smoove

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 2w ago

Game 1 will be a main-event-level matchup. It's Skubal vs. Miz to start off the NLCS in Milwaukee on Sunday!

Watching the new Carrie show and I now get why Instagram was super obsessed with pretending to care about teen safety for a few months there

Is the bullet ok? www.fresnobee.com/latest-news/...

Off-duty ICE agent shot by man defending family, Fresno police say. No charges filed

The incident happened at a home in the area of East Dudley and North Broadway Street while the ICE agent was sleeping on the lawn.

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To the shredder with all of them, especially this lying fucking prick

Mr. Dan Zak@mrdanzak.com · 2w ago

A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

They're moving from "debate me" to "befriend me" and that's really fucking sad, get fucked dork

Justin Wolfers@justinwolfers.bsky.social · 2w ago

The best cure for ideological bias is find someone on the other side and go to lunch with them.⁣ ⁣ Sometimes we disagree about facts. Sometimes we disagree about values. Figuring out which is which is fun part. https://newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/my-libertarian-friends-were-right

Sending the Commanders and Colts to London as a demonstration of the NFL's quality may have been a mistake

outrageous

it's the year of our lord 2026 and there's a brand new Sponge album out today, what a world for 90s kids

lmfao bryce

Run Hide Fight: Infidels gonna be the first film with more half star Letterboxd reviews than total actual views

I like this ad, but I'm also reminded of the Mr. Show bit where they're pitching increasingly profane Globo-Chem ads. www.youtube.com/watch?v=llAh...

Mr. Show with Bob and David - Globo-Chem Ad Campaign

YouTube video by beadbop

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Sherrod Brown@sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 3w ago

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

Sucks the Phillies advanced and just barely avoided one of the funniest collapses of recent memory, but at least the Rangers and their bigot asses have to go home. Baseball, baby!

You just know these would be the same people in the 1800s saying Black people don't feel pain

Science Magazine@science.org · 4w ago

Can the new cutting-edge AI models feel pain? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study. The work, which has not been peer reviewed, has divided #AI researchers. https://scim.ag/4hHU6BA