Happy Regatta Day to my #1 Noomfie @csmith03.bsky.social
Are you mad at me?
@bradys.bsky.social
Soup appreciator. I take pictures of weird stuff for a living. Award winning social media, but I give it to you for free.
Canada is facing down two national unity crises that could fundamentally unmake the country and somehow the US still have more political discourse on any given day
Sometimes oomfs will post a photo from the driver's seat of a car and it genuinely shocks and terrifies me like who gave you a license why are you behind the wheel
I don't really understand how you'd "cheat" at this? But here's my lock screen I guess
Dan (he/him)@doitwithdan.bsky.social · 24h agoNo cheating post your lock screen
Straight friend is threatening my life (asked me if I can play volleyball because his team is short a player)
Barista writing my name as "Breedy" you will never see heaven
Down so bad for this man he's got me enjoying vegan Chinese food 🫠
Heading to the vet to drop off a jar of cat piss, y'all need anything?
The morgue to Lindsey Graham’s sister:
Eli McCann@elimccann.bsky.social · 5d agoThis time on texts out of the blue for my husband.
Cannot believe the pizza made my tummy hurt (just like it always does)
I think if it takes more than 60 seconds to do the NYT mini crossword, I should be allowed to go back to bed
I fear Trump has turned the Canadian zeitgeist so hard against Americana that we won't get a Toronto stop of Alaska Thunferfuck's Oh, Mary!
