No man has it all (full head of hair and the ability to grow a mustache) these pictures are like 7 years apart 😔
Brandybeans
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Finally catching up on Fallout and I think it's so awesome that this $20 million per episode perfect recreation of a perfect video game series is also somehow super boring
I have staked out Gene Siskel as my guy in the same way I have a Washington Generals jersey
It's so cool how every bar in Michigan has its own parking lot
One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.
I'm going to owe soooo many extremely annoying people huge apologies if Blue Texas actually happens 😔
Poll Tracker 📊@polltracker.bsky.social · 6d agoTexas Senate Race (Fox News): Talarico (D) 51% Paxton (R) 48% July 23-27, 2026 www.foxnews.com/official-polls
Christopher Nolan made saying "I'm a New Deal Democrat" relevant again as a way to sort of code your communist leanings in mixed company and for that, I gotta give it to him
for an intern's POV, we decided to ask AI: Actual interns.
I think a big part of why I like Emily Wilson's critique of The Odyssey despite disagreeing with it is that as a film fan, it's so rare that I get to read about movies from someone who is smarter than me and also a moron. Most movie critics are just morons, but she's a credentialed smart person too
However you feel about the substance of the shows themselves aside, you gotta admit apple tv is the only network that cares about hard sci fi freaks.
Taking a weird route to my evening plans tonight because I have time to kill and this is a bus I've never been on before. Just another beautiful afternoon in America's only good city
Absolutely heartbreaking letter from the mother of Alex Pretti, six months after his murder by ICE agents. How is it possible that we still haven’t seen even a hint of justice for such a heinous crime?
Imagine being so drunk that people in *Milwaukee* were like "fuck man, I think that guy is too drunk to drive"
ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 2w agoTony Romo was arrested on Thursday for OWI in Milwaukee.
Uhh Lebron to the 76ers? what. Umm uh what did he think that name meant? His AGE??? folks!
the american government should stop using our tax dollars on War and start using them on Building More IMAX 70MM Screens
Americans are obsessed with voting 😭 relax bruh it's not even fun
I had a dream last night that I got hired as a SNL writer after meeting Lorne Michaels and saying "you know what's always funny? A guy falling down"
I think I held onto seeing Marvel movies longer than most people I know but man watching the Doomsday trailer and feeling absolutely nothing about it, is pretty refreshing. I have freed myself from the prison of homework movies
Now that the World Cup is over its time to focus on the main sporting event of the season: NFL training camp rumors
Zeus law this, Zeus law that these SUITors need to put on a SUIT and get a job!!!!!!!!!!
The Myr deck I just built in mtg is being called "total dogshit" and "just reverse engineered because those little robot guys look cute"