Every lightsaber has a tiny piece of poop in the handle
Gwen F. Jaworski 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️|🇺🇦🇵🇸🇱🇧🇳🇨🇹🇼@meatbag-hunter.bsky.social · 2w agoGimme your wildest Star Wars theory
Back in the days of 𝕏 (that famous everything app) I pissed off some majorly unfunny guy who started subtweeting me a bit. Then when I looked at his page his pinned post was about his dog dying and all the others were about how he couldn't get a date. No better feeling!
Chuck Tantrum@goatse.bsky.social · 6d agowhen you dislike someone and then their pet dies >>>
I hate Trump's LIES 😮💨 Come on, Donald, you're better than this...
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
Grok AI's historically accurate Odyssey adaptation will feature a lot of paedophilia. And it's gonna have stuff from ancient Greece too.
New Odyssey movie is mostly really good – but if you're a fellow Elpenor head, prepare for some disappointment 🫤
Americans are obsessed with voting 😭 relax bruh it's not even fun
Classic Creatures: Return Of The Jedi (1983 Special W.O.C.) : 2180s
Ian K. I Will Get You A $ $350 Gift Card For Subway For Your Birthday.
It would suck to be named Paige Cooper. People would call you Cage Pooper.
If I ever post this you're allowed to kill me. Same goes for anyone else posting it.
