if you see this, post a vampire 🦇 (based on the evidence)

Horror Gaymer@horrorgaymer.bsky.social · 12h ago

If you see this, post a vampire 🦇

lfg 🤩

Chase 'Hutch' Hutchinson 📽️@eclectichutch.bsky.social · 20h ago

NEW: The Grand Illusion Cinema lives! The single-screen movie house that'd been in Seattle’s University District for more than 50 years before closing in January 2025 is coming home. It will be now taking over at the Varsity Theatre 📽️ My story @seattletimes.com: www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...

it is astronomically now autumn in the northern hemisphere 🍂 (you all were wrong earlier)

ALT:

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my calluses from ******* **

soon

Over The Garden Wall: Pumpkin Scarecrow

Alt: Over The Garden Wall: Pumpkin Scarecrow

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halfway to work and forgot my glasses 😑 not going back

Black Woman Squinting Eyes Meme Ver 2

ALT: Black Woman Squinting Eyes Meme Ver 2

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sometimes i wish i wasn't a grower so i could participate in grey sweatpants season

shortbread cookies are baffling

Kombucha Girl

Alt: Kombucha Girl being undecided

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finally doing biceptember 💪🏻

good morning, y’all

We're just normal men@wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 2d ago

We’re just normal men

this week in chvrch: • tether, as in tie me down and set me free 🎧

Eric Prydz VS CHVRCHES - Tether (Official Video)

YouTube video by EricPrydzVEVO

youtu.be

😌

Jason@jrock08.bsky.social · 3d ago

I felt so strongly about this nextdoor comment that I decided to do a dramatic reading of it. I hope you'll listen with the volume on to fully appreciate the quiet reverie.

the human digestive system when it sees a corn kernel:

joodle$🍁 (biblically accurate angel twink)@joodlehead.bsky.social · 3d ago

I can’t with you 💀

was told i needed to post about making breakfast tacos with my leftover hoochie coochie corn (new name)

Dr Dom@doctordom.bsky.social · 4d ago

I'm gonna say two words to you and change your life: breakfast tacos

crawl into the loft with me 🥺

branon 🐦@branon.bsky.social · 4d ago

saturday todo: • coffee • prep southern/cowboy caviar • prep negroni • prep na negroni • clean • shower • loft crawl with neighbors • attend naughty novel smut reading • sleep • all while not procrastinating on bsky

saturday todo: • coffee • prep southern/cowboy caviar • prep negroni • prep na negroni • clean • shower • loft crawl with neighbors • attend naughty novel smut reading • sleep • all while not procrastinating on bsky

my ciliary sphincter: 💢⭕️💢⭕️💢⭕️ my sphincter ani: 💢💢💢💢💢💢

branon 🐦@branon.bsky.social · 5d ago

if i unfocus my eyes with this one, i can see it clearly!

snack attack 🥢

morning gym tunes brought to you by @jakeismaking.bsky.social

Cavities - Album by Jake Giles | Spotify

Jake Giles · album · 2026 · 10 songs

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being brave (attending seattle storm 🏀 game despite fear of sneaker court squeaks)

today’s exhausting therapy comedown brought to you by right-on-reds

gonna go back in time 11 minutes to post this on wednesday ☀️

noodle club is back 😋🍜 (and yes i fucked up the egg 💀)

ugh, near miss by a car turning right on red. i’m walking here bitch and i will crush you 😡

i just sine-waved while peeing at the gym cuz i shivered so hard and so long

49 sleep score but i got a god pack wonder pick so… i’m still tired

fresh colorway 👟💙🤍🩶

jsyk @joodlehead.bsky.social is on a very special secret exclusive short list for reminding me this morning to bring a coaster to work ☺️

branon 🐦@branon.bsky.social · last wk.

a drink problem

my inner dino