teddy swolesevelt showing people a picture of me:

Teddy Swolesevelt@himbiologist.bsky.social · 46m ago

This is so stupid 😭

me when i can only get a semi:

vanity complex@vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 57m ago

It’s kinda hard :(

squirrel showing their younger brother their favorite food:

Teddy Swolesevelt@himbiologist.bsky.social · 1h ago

Bro this is nuts

who up carpeing their diems

i love bluesky because i get to constantly download new things into my personality

gm

see!

Jakey Bakey@jakeybakey.gay · last wk.

i'm fully aware i wear the same tank top in a lot of pictures, and the explanation for that is last summer old navy had a clearance sale and there were a bunch of these tanks there for $2 each so i cleared them the fuck out

i could fix him

crushed it 🍑

men when they see my cock:

Fuzzerween@fuzzerhop.bsky.social · 2d ago

Thats it?

me when i see my husband's cock:

Meteor@wielderofthekey.bsky.social · yesterday

This gags me every time

thought of an april fools joke but honestly i hope it happens before that

@dandyballs.bsky.social:

Are you mad at me?@bradys.bsky.social · yesterday

OMG girl just shit on him

eating taco bell is top privilege

bluesky censoring me like

do you think conservative people are like "going to the lake with bf's family and his progressive old grandma is in town and is going to be there..."

J. Pierre@alterhate.bsky.social · yesterday

going to the lake with bf’s family but his homophobic old fart grandpa is in town and is going to be there…

quick, someone do something faggy

good afternoon

me 1 hour ago:

Jakey Bakey@jakeybakey.gay · 6d ago

in the mood to be provocative

GOODNIGHT

Jakey Bakey@jakeybakey.gay · last mo.

i quote skeet for me and for me only

jeffrey dahmer:

Berry beckons@penorsword.bsky.social · 2d ago

Going to eat that faggot

Jakeybakey's bottom:

zy 💖😋@zychology.bsky.social · 2d ago

don’t stop @jakeybakey.gay 🤣

how some of you be calling bsky to take me back to jail

i took a 4 hour nap earlier

don’t stop @jakeybakey.gay 🤣

Someone needs to collect @jakeybakey.gay and get him to bed.

jake ryan:

AppleJack 🍏@osculate.bsky.social · 4mo ago

hey you. yeah you.

the way i didn't post for 13 hours and then just started causing chaos

me on the way to a hookup that likes getting rimmed:

Berry beckons@penorsword.bsky.social · 2d ago

Going to eat that faggot

i can't believe my bit is being hijacked