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Bret Eagleston

@breadeagles.bsky.social

Musician • breteagleston.bandcamp.com Coder/Editor • Automating video editing since 2011, AI eat your heart out Game Designer • Thrall, TheWaywardShores.com Long-running Podcast • LetsRewatch.com Streamer • D&D Thursdays 11AM PST twitch.tv/geeklyinc

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Bret Eagleston@breadeagles.bsky.social · last mo.

I find myself thinking a lot about the past lately, specifically the one time I went to the wrong terminal at the airport and had to run half a mile to my gate with like 4 huge bags. When I got in line at security, I heard a TSA walkie go off "USB for enhanced screening" and I was pulled aside 1/3

Bret Eagleston@breadeagles.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Fuckin @thepatedwards.bsky.social had a vampire bite Steve in the last episode, so now I'm playing a vampiric wereshark sea god-worshiping karate sorcerer. Sick

Pat Edwards@thepatedwards.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Wayward Shores is live! Will Steve add "vampire" to the growing list of curses he bears? Tune in to find out! Feat: @timlanning.bsky.social @breadeagles.bsky.social @suzycheckie.bsky.social @josketh.bsky.social @jennpeig.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Bret Eagleston@breadeagles.bsky.social · 3mo ago

My kid has been playing "yoshi egg" in silence for about 10 minutes while I fold laundry. The only thing he has said since starting is "now I'm ready to see a real life Yoshi" dude is committed to the bit

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Bret Eagleston@breadeagles.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Two related headlines and no hope for anyone involved to connect the dots and fix it: Multnomah County proposes closing nearly a third of its homeless shelter beds next year ($87M deficit) & Portland's new city administrator addresses discovery of over $100M in unspent housing funds

Bret Eagleston@breadeagles.bsky.social · 9mo ago

My 4 year old is getting into D&D so we're running a little campaign with his preschool friends. From the game last night, it's the dark wizard Broccolius, leader of the Veggie Cabal, and his henchmen the Sprout Twins and Gary Garlic

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Bret Eagleston@breadeagles.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Did a fancy dinner, cucumber caprese carpaccio salad w/ burrata. I need to take a plating class, I know this could look fancier, but it was 🤌 I usually do a Mediterranean-style cubed/chopped thing with the tomatoes and cucumbers, but I think the texture of the thin slice layers kicked it up a notch.

An attempt at fancy plating for a cucumber tomato burrata salad. Cucumber slices are on the bottom, topped with a fan of alternating red and yellow heirloom tomatoes. A whole burrata sits in the middle of the fan, with one more slice of tomato leaned up against. Salt, black pepper, and three types of balsamic vinegar garnish the dish.A second image of the dish and place setting, along with a glass of red wine
Bret Eagleston@breadeagles.bsky.social · 10mo ago

This number is clearly too big right? How much cocaine do you use? This assumes that every cocaine user in the US would have used ~1lb of cocaine so far this year, and that's just the confiscated amount. Maybe I'm just a baby, but this can't be correct. WHAT IS A NORMAL AMOUNT OF COCAINE?

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