Pat Edwards

@thepatedwards.bsky.social

(He/Him) Novelist, TTRPG Designer, Professional GM, Podcaster/Streamer Co-Founder @STForgeStudios.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈 BLM 🏳️‍⚧️ ThePatEdwards.com StorytellersForge.com

Top 3 Taco Bell food that hasn’t been on the menu in years: 1. Steak soft taco - I’m talking the one with the lime crema sauce. Incredible. 2. The spicy shredded chicken (tacos, burritos, crunchwrap) from the early 00’s 3. The volcano menu

RE: The current heat wave… It’s. The. Data. Centers. We are literally cooking our species alive just so the blandest person you know can create videos of Yoda sitting on Betty White dressed as Santa’s lap 😭

I just had a Burger King whopper for the first time in ages and it absolutely cleared anything & everything I’ve had from McDonald’s or Wendy’s lately, both of which have totally fallen so far off a cliff

Look, we all know “social media bad” & that we spend way too much on these apps. But let me give you some real numbers: I’ve been actively trying to restrict doom scrolling time this year & now, early May, I’ve finished reading 10 novels & started my 11th of 2026. My brain feels so much better.

Me: randomly bursts into tears Whoever is Nearby: “Omg what’s wrong?” Me: *sniff* “I just thought about Bing Bong….” Them: “what?” Me: “…take her to the moon for me” 😭