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This actually might just be defamation. Abdul El-Sayed might have a legitimate defamation case against his Republican opponent.
The Republican primary is in line with the 2024 Democratic Senate primary, which got 933,844 votes. The 2026 Democratic Senate primary is set to fly past 1.5 million votes. That's a massive difference.
Kathleen Bachynski@bachynski.bsky.social · 8h ago“One thing that has to have Michigan Democrats excited even as the Senate race remains uncalled is the turnout for the contest. The Democratic Senate primary has more than 1.5 million votes counted as of early Wednesday. The competitive Republican primary for governor had around 930,000 votes.”
Okay, we won, but this is a wake-up call. Abdul El-Sayed was expected in the polling aggregate to win by around 15 points, not 1.3 points. However, AES got more votes than Elissa Slotkin in her primary. What this overall has shaped out to be is there was a large shy Stevens vote that came through.
"Record levels" Fuuuuck off.... If you believe there is more antisemitism in the UK now than there ever has been, you're delusional.
Antisemitism in UK remains near record levels, charity says
Antisemitism in Britain remains close to record levels, a charity which provides security for Jewish communities said on Wednesday, with almost 2,000 incidents recorded in the first six months of the...
reuters.com
In-person vote is looking to save AES. Wayne County went from +30 Steve ns when the mail-ins dropped, down to +18 Stevens now. 46% of the vote currently in statewide. I'm starting to feel more comfortable.
Big massive dumps for Stevens. AES has to make it up with the election day in-person vote.
biftechnoir@kenmegalopsuxos.bsky.social · 18h agoMail in votes in Detroit coming in big for Stevens. We'll see if that keeps her alive.
Is this a Stevens mirage? So, early votes go to her and then El-Sayed sweeps the ED votes? Because currently as I'm writing this, AES is only up by 3 statewide 34.5% of the vote in so far.
VoteHub@votehub.com · 18h agoAnother one of Stevens' strongest counties is St. Joseph, where she's only losing the ED by 1.5%. She's winning mail by 16, which is most of what is remaining (and from her stronger areas of the counties).
And Abdul El-Sayed from the top rope! Hits the Washentaw County Splash, and goes for the cover! 1... 2... 3... HE'S DONE IT! Abdul El-Sayed is your new Michigan Democratic Champion!
So, there's a loophole because Todd Blanche was confirmed as Deputy Attorney General that he can sit indefinitely as Acting Attorney General. So this is just pointless grandstanding, token resistance, Susan Collins can be eternally concerned and it costs her nothing.
Republicans Against Trumpism@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 21h agoRepublican Sen. Susan Collins says she will oppose Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general. “Mr. Blanche has taken several actions that have further eroded the Department’s independence, and that is the basis for my vote to oppose his confirmation.”Collins said
I believe the Mitch McConnell pictures are real, in that he's technically "alive", but his stroke caused him irreparable brain damage so that's why they can't make a video as proof of life. The best they can do is get a picture where he appears to be okay. He's basically being puppeted.
The River Danube was two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon:
Romania blasts rock to divert water from drought-hit Danube to nuclear reactor
Hungary and Romania face energy crisis as record-low river levels force atomic power plants to reduce output
theguardian.com
Max Miller has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins
Everyone telling @govandybeshear.bsky.social to appoint a Democrat to fill McConnell's Senate seat doesn't realise he can't. Kentucky is one of five states that requires a special election to fill Senate vacancies.
Yesterday: Morocco names a street after Trump. Today: Israel’s diplomatic accounts congratulate Morocco. Today: Spain sees a large influx of Moroccans. Spainish PM Pedro Sánchez opposed Trump and Netanyahu’s war. Draw your own conclusions.
The president suggested Morocco is naming a more than 655-mile roadway in the Western Sahara disputed territory after him.
Trump Indicates Morocco Is Naming A Highway After Him
The president suggested Morocco is naming a more than 655-mile roadway in the Western Sahara disputed territory after him.
forbes.com
Two top Republicans, both originally pro-Trump, confirm the US attacked Spain using Morocco as a proxy. US paid Morocco at least $40M two weeks before the Ceuta breach.
YAC News@yacnews.bsky.social · 4d agoUS House committee declares Ceuta and Melilla as 'Moroccan territory' www.yacnews.com/us-house-com...
All of a sudden he really loves Morocco... Hmm, I wonder why THAT could be?
Moroccan king's letter confirms naming of major highway in honour of Trump
The highway enters Western Sahara, a disputed territory that Morocco claims sovereignty over.
bbc.co.uk
Just as I thought... Trump and Israel despise Spain, and Trump wants a narrative to reinforce his immigration crackdowns. This was a deliberate plot organised by the US, Israel and Morocco decided to get in on it to bolster relations with the US. It would explain a lot for sure.
The Real Story Behind the Human Wave That Entered Ceuta
Did the Israeli and US hostility toward Spain embolden Morocco to think it could get away with creating a border control crisis?
thenation.com
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 2d agoICE has killed another person.
The chicken nuggies are on the floor and the ketchup is on the walls. Like tradition.
Shoe@shoe.bsky.social · 6d agoPresident Toddler
I hope David Hearn gets some of that sweet, sweet weaponization fund money.
Mike Masnick@masnick.com · 5d agoIncredible. In normal circumstances this whole thing would be a massive embarrassment to the DOJ and the US Attorney in charge of the case.
Russian Almetyevsk, Kaleykino Pumping Station is still on fire 🔥 Probably they’re celebrating with fireworks the 4th anniversary of their three‑day “Special Military Operation.”