my plan was foolproof: in order to stop mistakenly signaling lesbianism at the club, i would enter my flowy jumpsuit era

if i learned anything from grindr its that gay sex is when you save a king from getting crushed by playing bejeweled

breathplay.follyof.men#recorded

Michael@fleerultra.bsky.social · last wk.

men only want one thing, and it's a world where time drifts slowly and music carries you away. to be set adrift by the timeless pleasures of tubular bells. to order Pure Moods, call the number on your screen, or send check or money order for the amount shown, plus shipping and handling.

every so often i'm like "well okay i have to admit that one grimes song did slap" and then i pull it up only to discover that everything i remembered liking about it is drowned in amateur hour reverb

r.i.p. shadow the hedgehog you would have loved purelink

pretty sure that's the fourth dating app where i've had to dispute my account getting locked because someone reported me for "impersonation." being a trans woman rules

if there's one thing men are gonna do it's open a work of fiction with "i've decided to keep a journal"

sometimes transition feels like i defeated my fear of becoming my father only for the boss theme to get faster and a second larger health bar labelled "becoming my mother" to appear

i want to make techno that sounds and feels like a vintage lindt chocolate commercial

i unironically love being the personality hire at the dirt cheap share house

you shouldn't let the wormed out redditors and speedrun vloggers lie to you, you can totally rock that smokey kohl with your forehead ridge, just spread something bright on the brow bone and you're all good bby

Siskel and Ebert Bot@siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 3w ago

The Quick and the Dead (1995) Director: Sam Raimi Cast: Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, Roberts Blossom, Kevin Conway Watch Review wp / wd

INSPIRING: woman deletes approach to al-mu'tasim joke she was about to send to a tinder match and writes a mario 64 joke instead

it's a great day to listen to a profoundly mediocre ambient set and think up legally actionable cnc scenarios starring random men on the train who are too heterosexual to even conceive of being checked out

The Kongregate page for Don't Shit Your Pants has maybe the funniest game news update of all time

Michael@michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 3w ago

there's only one thing that could save the games industry, only one game that would resonate with the people of the USA in this moment, and that is a AAA remake of Don't Shit Your Pants www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

i do have to say one qol improvement on this website is that when i saw a post like this out of context on twitter i would second-guess if it was about anti-shippers or something

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3w ago

i have every right to call them fucking cowards who will happily let trans people die to save their own skin and i'll say the same to quisling gays like you

the human race snapped so hard when we domesticated the pig

I am hearing that just before he died Lindsey Graham received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on South Carolina from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

sometimes i get to wondering if madonna's going to outlive me

to synthesize both of today's major discourse currents: you know progressives don't care what trans women think because i took one fuckin look at graham platner's campaign photos with his stupid little henley and saw the selfie a grindr anon sends you that makes you fear for your life

it's a mad mad mad mad world ending explained

woke up with this on my computer after hitting the pen too hard

calling a moratorium on the term "heteroflexible" until we figure out what's going on

some of you have never run your fingers through thick belly fuzz and it shows

love when people talk all about their deep world building from first principles and then their world has the honor-bound warriors in the north and the nomadic desert merchants in the south and the mysterious dark continent

i gotta get a boyfriend not so much for my own happiness as much as a line of defense. as i've gotten further into communal living the lesbians have gotten more Aggressive